Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel… — Bob Inglis Copy Share Image
“That's sarcasm! You can't talk to me like that! You're just a servant!" "That's right. And so are you.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Comedy is a terrible way to meet women. It's certainly a way to start talking to them, but they always have preconceptions… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I'd never been the class clown and comedy was not a fulfilment of a dream. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
“Remember how before, I was talking about Dungeons and Dragons? Vividly, Jace said. It was a dark time.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
And the sad truth is that nobody wants me to write comedy. The Exorcist not only ended that career, it expunged all… — William Peter Blatty Copy Share Image
It's not hard to be a woman in comedy as long as you're also a writer. You have to create your opportunity. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“No. I came here to see you. I didn’t believe the rumors,but after hearing it on so many continents I had to… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Who cares even if I didn't?!" Conor shouted back. "They're just stupid berries. Woo-hoo, so scary . Oh, please, please, save me… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
“But I’ve had floating heads for slaves,' Zayne answered. 'Their choice to look like that. Some do it for the humour, but… — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
“My anxious gaze swept the theater. "Don’t worry. I told them it was Sunday,” Ayden said as we sat down. “And they… — A&E Kirk Copy Share Image
“Every gay man should be familiar with Bert and Ernie." "And why is that?" Reece rolled his eyes, smiling. "Everyone knows that… — L.A. Gilbert Copy Share Image
“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
I'm like the Davy Crockett of comedy... after Davy Crockett opened up the West and helped everybody... they didn't need him anymore.… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
“I'm pretty strong," he says. "I could cart you around on my back all day long. Hey, I could even teach you… — sebastien japrisot Copy Share Image
Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
“Never apologize, Ingrid. Especially not when it concerns a man.” — Elaine Hsieh Chou Copy Share Image
