If you grow up doing one thing you don't always think you can do another, but I always loved improv comedy. — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
Payday is only the illusion of having money for a couple of hours. Then it's payday for everyone I owe money to. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other… — Bob Uecker Copy Share Image
Women are under-represented in TV comedy for a variety of reasons, the hackneyed 'fear that women aren't funny' being one of them. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Luckily, I was not born a white man.* *This has never before been said in the history of humanity.” — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“He would make a good lamp post if he'd weather better and didn't have to eat.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Even if it doesn't work, there is something healthy and invigorating about direct action — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Okay. Fine.” Angelina was silent. For about fifteen seconds. “But you do know that a vibrator can’t really be your boyfriend.” Miki… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“The whole telling part seemed a moot point now, but how could he explain what happened? Hey, honey, I’m an alien and… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“You know, one time I saw Tiger down at the water hole: he had the biggest testicles of any animal, and the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I was so amazingly witty when I had the No. 1 movie, you have no idea. People laughed at every single one… — Rebecca De Mornay Copy Share Image
I was always kind of finding humor to be an access point to the conversation, to a pain relief, if you will.… — Tom Shadyac Copy Share Image
“Have you ever tried to bribe a Korathi priest, Lukel?" Shuden asked pointedly. Lukel looked around uncomfortably. "I'd rather not answer that… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“I knew she wouldn’t remember me,” Della said as she and Jordan once again sat at the table. “She had her head… — Carla Cassidy Copy Share Image
“At length the Turk turned to Larry: 'You write, I believe?' he said with complete lack of interest. Larry's eyes glittered. Mother,… — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
“Do shut your mouth--you'll catch flies sitting there like that.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Where do you get bitter cherries?" Deuce asked. "Disgruntled trees.” — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
