For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER — Adam Rex Food Copy Share Image
“miss someone is not just word it is more than word it is like when u want ur love to be with… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“I didn’t feel up to arguing about it, but I was pretty sure if you loved everything you didn’t really love anything.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“So why the pelican? Said Haskoll. The thief was giving Haskoll a look that said, Man, why NOT the pelican? ” — Adam Rex Thief Copy Share Image
“Look," I said halfheartedly. "Another one of those tumbleweeds made out of old hair weaves." "Tumbleweave," said J.Lo.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Who wants a leader who wants to be leader?" And I could see his point there. I've always sort of thought we… — Adam Rex Leader Copy Share Image
I've had 'Spanish Flea' stuck in my head since 1998, so in a subjective sense, that is the song that's playing whenever… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“I'm half white," I said, folding my arms. "Hrrm. Which half?" I blinked. "Uh...dunno. Let's just say it's from the waist down."… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Sorry I'm late," Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when… — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex Aliens Copy Share Image
“My partner and I are going to be run over by a rabbit driving a Citroën” just isn’t the sort of thing… — Adam Rex Life Copy Share Image
Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a… — Adam Rex Character Copy Share Image
“Told you," said Mick. "Things comin' together. We set off lookin' for the Utz kids an' find a tree full o' everybody.… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“For you time-capsule types, MoPo was something called a convenience store, as in, 'The soda is conveniently located right next to the… — Adam Rex Human race Copy Share Image
“I scattered J.Lo's tools around the car, searching for some kind of rope, or something that could be used like a rope.… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
I haven't read the 'Twilight' books, though I suppose, in general, I thought it might be fun to deflate all of the… — Adam Rex Food Copy Share Image
“I meow now?" hissed J.Lo when she was gone. "What comes next? Do I juggle fire?" "Look, I'm sorry, but it's good… — Adam Rex Humor Copy Share Image
The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th… — Adam Rex Acceptance Copy Share Image
YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind. [...] 'Noble Savages of Earth,' he said. 'Long time we… — Adam Rex Aliens Copy Share Image
“Woah,' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' room.' Even as it came out of… — Adam Rex Alien Copy Share Image
“Ohh,' said the girl with a sad tilt of her head. It was a response Sejal would hear a lot in the… — Adam Rex India Copy Share Image
“When I was a little girl,' I said, sitting down, 'the wallpaper in my room had pictures of Noah's story.' [...] You… — Adam Rex Death Copy Share Image
“Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“You heard my name was Chief Shouting Bear," he said. "It doesn't matter. You can call me whatever you want, Stupidlegs.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked. — Adam Rex Kids Copy Share Image
![“Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind. [...] 'Noble Savages of Earth,' he said. 'Long time we have tried to live together in peace.' (It had been five months.) 'Long time have the Boov suffered under the hostileness and intolerableness of you people. With…” quote by Adam Rex](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/9f4/adam-rex-8777_aliens_captain-smek-himself-appeared-on-televis_2026768.png)
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