“Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“You heard my name was Chief Shouting Bear," he said. "It doesn't matter. You can call me whatever you want, Stupidlegs.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.” — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
“By the time we stopped for the night, Billy Milsap was as big as an ocean liner.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game. — Adam Rex Games Copy Share Image
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips. — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“it smelled the way a garage would smell if you left a bear inside it for too long.” — Adam Rex Smell Copy Share Image
After we got our first family car with a tape deck, my dad acquired exactly three cassette tapes: A 'Best of ABBA,'… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“My partner and I are going to be run over by a rabbit driving a Citroën” just isn’t the sort of thing… — Adam Rex Life Copy Share Image
In the future, I'd like to continue being honest with myself and admit when I'd be better off asking someone else to… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
The original release of 'Star Wars' was literally the first movie I remember seeing in a theater. Four years old was probably… — Adam Rex Darth vader Copy Share Image
“Soon the Boov was in the ghost suit and Pig was in the car, which would be a good lyric for a… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
My favorite classic novel may be 'The Invisible Man.' It's smart and genuinely funny. Otherwise, my favorite character is probably Frankenstein's Monster/Frankenstein… — Adam Rex Books Copy Share Image
[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?' Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a… — Adam Rex Conversation Copy Share Image
“Archimedes was a mathematician," blurted Ethan from the back of the room. "And he was Greek. And he invented things." Ethan was… — Adam Rex Archimedes Copy Share Image
We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with… — Adam Rex Argument Copy Share Image
YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'd call it a favorite, but there was an entree in the rotation at my grade school cafeteria… — Adam Rex Food Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, but -I'm sorry !' I yelped and skipped backward as Gorg advanced on me. 'You were given bad information. Probably… — Adam Rex Aliens Copy Share Image
“There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.” — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
“Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.” — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would… — Adam Rex Galaxy Copy Share Image
“Allo!" he shouted as he drifted away."there is no to fear! The Boov have stopped eating you people!” — Adam Rex Mind Copy Share Image
“The fog was mysterious. The lights were mysterious. The music was "A-Tisket, A-Tasket".” — Adam Rex Music Copy Share Image
After I work with my editor to get the manuscript in good shape, I sketch and lay out a whole book loosely,… — Adam Rex Black and white Copy Share Image
“Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to… — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
“I'm part fairy,' said John. There was a quiet pause, and he eyed the man. 'Is that a problem?' 'No, sir. The… — Adam Rex United states military Copy Share Image
“Stealing is good, honest work," Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking," he admitted after a moment.… — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
“Why would a vampire create a younger vampire if there was a possibility the young one might end up destroying the old… — Adam Rex Parenting Copy Share Image
Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“you know what doesn’t work when people are tasering you? It’s shouting ‘Stop tasering me.’ If they’re tasering you already, they won’t… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small." "This is just our Thanksgiving house," Scott… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“I felt a stack of shelves, and these were filled with plastic bottles and maybe buckets, and one object that felt like… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of… — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to… — Adam Rex Clone Copy Share Image
![“[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for flashing.' 'That's true.' 'Writing on the sides.' 'Yeah, but the writing? It says ''BullShake Party Patrol.'' Yes. Whatnow?” quote by Adam Rex](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/03b/adam-rex-8777_car_j-lo-found-us-a-police-car-sort-of-it-s_2096110.jpg)
