They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Sorry I'm late," Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Stealing is good, honest work," Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking," he admitted after a moment.… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
My favorite classic novel may be 'The Invisible Man.' It's smart and genuinely funny. Otherwise, my favorite character is probably Frankenstein's Monster/Frankenstein… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small." "This is just our Thanksgiving house," Scott… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
I've had 'Spanish Flea' stuck in my head since 1998, so in a subjective sense, that is the song that's playing whenever I enter… — Adam Rex Copy Share
“I am rubber but you are blue. Whatevers you are saying bounces off of me and I do not remember the rest.” — Adam Rex Copy Share
Vampirism is like celebrity now. Vampires are these eternally young, thin, sexy apparitions of perpetual nightlife and absolutely nothing like their folkloric European boogeyman… — Adam Rex Copy Share
Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a white Westerner… — Adam Rex Copy Share
The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your… — Adam Rex Copy Share
“I'm sorry, but -I'm sorry !' I yelped and skipped backward as Gorg advanced on me. 'You were given bad information. Probably some human's… — Adam Rex Copy Share
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex Copy Share
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you. — Adam Rex Copy Share
“Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.” — Adam Rex Copy Share
The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is… — Adam Rex Copy Share
“You heard my name was Chief Shouting Bear," he said. "It doesn't matter. You can call me whatever you want, Stupidlegs.” — Adam Rex Copy Share
“Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to make it… — Adam Rex Copy Share
“Archimedes was a mathematician," blurted Ethan from the back of the room. "And he was Greek. And he invented things." Ethan was the sort… — Adam Rex Copy Share
“Woah,' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' room.' Even as it came out of my mouth,… — Adam Rex Copy Share
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty… — Adam Rex Copy Share
