Funny Quotes by Ritu Ghatourey

My friend falls, I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Boy, you better recognize; my love is one of a kind.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Never say, 'oops.' Always say, 'Ah, interesting.'

— Ritu Ghatourey

Dear Youtube, I will always Skip this ad.

— Ritu Ghatourey

There's no we in food. Get away from me. :D

— Ritu Ghatourey

I Can Give A HEADACHE To An ASPIRIN

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I don't just sing in the shower... I perform.

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Our generation will be the WEIRDEST grandparents.

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Is proud of his/herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Theres no such thing as insomnia. Just a lot of people with Internet access.

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I hate buses, they run twice faster when you are after it and too slow when you are in it..!!

— Ritu Ghatourey

If love is the answer, can you please repeat the question?

— Ritu Ghatourey

For Real Men, a drunk girl is a responsibility Not an opportunity.

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The sentence which bring smile on women face 'You've lost so much of weight

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I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. The list of people I'm going to haunt grows every day.

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I hate it when TV shows add background laughter when its not even funny..!!

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I grew up as this very carefree, happy kid then things turnt darker for me. Maybe it was because I saw that…

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Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, then turn it to the left. Repeat this every time you…

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Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing…

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Whats the difference between a bomb and a condom..?! n a bomb blast population decreases but in a condom blast population increases..

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Today I sent out a text saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me...I need smarter…

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Girl: Dont follow me, I already have a boyfriend. Boy: If the goal keeper is there wont we try a goal??? Always…

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MEN-opause MEN-strual MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

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I t's funny…. how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever words you could have said.!!

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When I Die, bury me deep ten feet down fast asleep Place my chemistry book on my head, Tell my teacher that…

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Dedicated to everyone who r into RELATIONSHIP… Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater… If you give her sperm, she'll…

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WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY! Our phones ~ wireless! Cooking ~ fireless! Cars ~ keyless! Food ~ fatless! Dress ~ sleeveless !…

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Who likes fruitcake? I mean, really, giving you a fruitcake for a present is just another way of saying, I dislike you…

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There is nothing more expensive than a female tear... When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with L'Oreal eyeliner and…

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A little girl asked her mother, How did the human race begin? The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they…

— Ritu Ghatourey

A famous inspirational speaker said: Best year of my life were spent inthe arms of a woman,who wasn't my wife Audience was…

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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, Do you want…

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LOVE Is Blind.. and MARRIAGE Opens The Eyes

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IM FAMOUS My whole family knows me

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Saying Yeah I'm on my way. when you're still at home.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Most Common Blood Group of Women: Awww Positive.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Sometimes I Wish There Was WOOF Button...

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Pay attention to me when I'm ignoring you - Women. :

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May my enemies live long life to see my success

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Save water. Shower with me :p

— Ritu Ghatourey