Me without you would be like Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos And Google with no results... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You always regret setting ur phone on 'silent ' once you have misplaced it! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Need a friend? text me.. need a love? call me.. need money? this number is not longer in service (LOL) — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That moment when you say the entire alphabet just because you can't remember what letter comes next — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
After facebook everyone have there best birthdays all most every year — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The most effective copyright protection known to man: a scratched CD — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about new friendships is to try to figure out the boundary for jokes — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I hate when people see me at the supermarket & they're like, Hey what are you doing here? & I'm like Oh… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Can't believe people still go to the gym when you can just post it as your status and go have some ice… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Please stop asking me what's on my mind. I'm gonna get myself in trouble if I keep spilling my guts… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, How old are you? I said, I'm five. He said,… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
As a child, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be... Turns out the police class this as… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
5 lies that girls tell : 1) I'm fine. 2) I'm not jealous. 3) I'm over him. 4) Sure we can be friends. 5) It's okay...! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The annoying moment when your phone don't have enough battery to let you take pictures or make a call , but it… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I never understood this about women: Bikini: No problem. Underwear & Bra: OMG! DON'T LOOK! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig… Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You:I didn't do it Person:Then why are you laughing? You:Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Now understands, the reason he cant find his car keys is because he doesnt have a car. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
One of the bravest things you can do is acknowledge and support the strength of others. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..* Hello? -___- — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Why Worry? It's a total waste of time and it doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you busy… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
