Unless you know the whole situation and know FACTS...keep your mouth shut! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I never said I wanted to be perfect, I just want to be good enough for you. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you choose to have a closed mind, please choose to have a closed mouth as well. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
An ex is called an ex because they're an ex-ample of who not to date next time. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Ladies ! Don't be comfortable being anyone's secret . A real man will be more than honored to call you his lady . ¥ — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A real man doesn't need a whole lot of women to make him feel like a king, only ONE! The ONE! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I must have been really pissed when I drove home last night. We don't own a tractor. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you, beat out 1,000,000 others. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I understand the weight of love. As soon as you fall in love she continually starts to get heavier — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Just saw the weirdest thing. A businessman was walking & wasn't on the phone acting like his call will determine the fate… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is only three weeks away. So remember, it's not too late to break-up. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The adult in me wants Vodka, while the kid in me wants Orange Juice. It's a good thing they get along. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Love is a feeling that is really hard to explain, but its the greatest feeling you could ever have. But love could… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Two women were talking. When I was young, I used to laugh when my mother crossed her legs when she had to… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A couple had twins - a boy & a girl. In their family, it was the tradition of the father's brother to… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share
Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind. — Green Monk Copy Share
I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it. — Green Monk Copy Share
I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete. — Green Monk Copy Share
