That mini heart-attack when you can't feel your phone in your pocket — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Of course I speak my mind. My head would explode. If I kept all this bitching to myself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Being punctual every time . . . people will think you have nothing better to do — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you ever think youve made bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
One of the great regrets in my life is that I suffered so many assholes so gladly for so many years, all… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Im going to lose weight. Im going to exercise everyday. Im going on a diet and Ill stick to it. Hey, is… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrument of death* Dentist: Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Today, I saw a crocodile eating a wild buffalo on Discovery. Bullshit!! We all know it's fake. Crocodiles eat Alpenliebe — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
He's funny. He's adorable. He's sweet, loving. He's awesome. He's perfect. I didn't say a name but he popped into your head,… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girls are funny. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Some people are like clouds. Once they bug off, its a beautiful day. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake. lol — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I wonder what would happen if I brought a fishing pole into sea world. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Oh not to worry! Yeah right, that's what the guy on Titanic said, too!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When guys get jealous it can be kinda cute. When girls get jealous world war 3 is about to start... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Statistics say that 95% of the men masturbate. The rest 5% are liars. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook at Night and go to sleep! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Hey babe fancy a half price pizza on the couch at mine then go to rummage though my bin???? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Person: Oh my god! Did you just fall?! Me: No, The floor looked lonely, So I kissed it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Ronically, in this world, a poor doesn't have clothes to wear and a rich doesn't want wear proper clothes. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has more likes than the actual status. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I laugh even harder when I want to explain why I'm laughing. ( Happens always ) :D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Never say 'that won't happen to me'. Life has a funny way of proving us wrong. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
One of the bravest things you can do is acknowledge and support the strength of others. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..* Hello? -___- — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Why Worry? It's a total waste of time and it doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you busy… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
