I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive I'll say 'I ordered this damn pizza… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I come in the house soaking wet and am greeted by Is it Raining? Nope, I decided to take the fish for… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I need music. Without music, my ears are just boring devices used to listen to stupid people talking about meaningless things. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A man pays Rs. 2 for a Rs. 1 item that he needs.. A woman pays Rs. 1 for Rs. 2 item… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I hate that awkward moment when your clicking your pen and someone shouts stop it, but then you realize you must click… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Facebook Teaches us that doctors are of no use, you just have to like and share a picture to save people's life..! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
In the primary school, I was an outstanding student. My teacher would send me to stand outside of the class as a… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Admit it, you love him so much you Facebook stalk him, overthink your status in case he reads them & look at… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..*… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Mom, How can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you cant hear me yell, WHAT? when you scream my… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Someone at work said to her, Inquiring minds want to know if you have a boyfriend she said, Yes, I do, but… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Guy's thinks that every girls dream is to find the perfect man run off with them and get married, and have a… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A girl only needs three things in her life: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You're a jerk, an asshole, and immature you don't make sense and sometimes, I just want to strangle you, but on top… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear iPhone, I have typed hahaha like a million times, yet you continually give me hagaha, bahaha, gagaha... I hate you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
One of the bravest things you can do is acknowledge and support the strength of others. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..* Hello? -___- — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Why Worry? It's a total waste of time and it doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you busy… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
