Ops wrong person! Cancel! Cancel! CANCEL! *message sent* Ok kill me now! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear voices in my head, talk separately so we can all understand each other, thank you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you think nobody cares . . . try missing a couple of check payments. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Its funny how you meet your ex and feel you've met a stranger who knows so much about you — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Today I sent out a text saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me...I need smarter… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girl: Dont follow me, I already have a boyfriend. Boy: If the goal keeper is there wont we try a goal??? Always… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend takes so much time to get dressed not because she wants other men to like her but because she wants… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much! Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable. : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.? It is just a formality like two boxers shaking hands before the fight… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Ultimate Truth of College Life ... A Girl Loves a Boy, No One Knows Except The Girl. A Boy Loves a Girl,… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband: Look at him he kisses her all the time, cant u… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Do U Know Why Gap Between Fingers? A True Lover Will Come & Fill The Gaps By Holding Ur Hands. Now Plz… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm going to open up a store next to forever 21 and call it finally 22 — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Finding someone with the exact same music taste as you is like finding a buried treasure. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If I get 30 days to study I'll spend 29 days to find xerox notes. -Engineer :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A relationship w/ no trust, is like a phone w/ no service. All you can do is play games. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'll be your friend till the episode comes in which Tom finally eats Jerry! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't argue with an idiot,He wll draG you down to his level & beat you with eXperience — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
To my ex: You're supposed to make me jealous, not die laughing at your new choice..! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you are not supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she cant stand years later. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didnt read. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're mad at someone, and then they make you laugh!.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Some kids want drugs, some want alcohol. Honestly, all I want is a good nap. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Babe, sorry I didn't give you anything for valentine, I prefer my money remains mine. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That moment when you say,Just Kidding but you're actually dead serious. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You text me, I respond in 15 seconds, then apparently you die of excitement and no reply — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let's just be friends is a nice way of saying Let's ignore each other and never talk..! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.. :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
One of the bravest things you can do is acknowledge and support the strength of others. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..* Hello? -___- — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Why Worry? It's a total waste of time and it doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you busy… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
