Two things I'm thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid my family and friends. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Whatsapp would be a disaster if its ''last seen at'' is changed to ''last seen with — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If its sent by ship then its a cargo, if its sent by road then its a shipment. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! I downloaded it for free! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear EGNSLIH TECAEHR As lnog as the fsrit & lsat lteter r in the smae palce, u can siltl raed tihs. Sincerely… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girls are like telephones, they like to be held and talked too, but if you push the wrong buttons, you might get… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Me: omg I'm so sleepy. When I get home I will sleep forever. á ¡t home: *turns on the computer* me: What's sleep ? : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Last night thinking of you, one tear rolled out. I asked it Why are you out? Tear said: there is someone so… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If your relationship status says, It's complicated maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to Single — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I love being married. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When women talk to each other, the devil sits in a corner quietly, learning! ;D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Girls, If a Boy Answers your Phone call during CHRIS GAYLE's Batting, He truly Loves you, Marry him — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The Security Agencies are reading everyone's email?? LOL I don't even read my own email — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you want to have more ideas. Simply spend more time in toilet :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your Mom walks in the room — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Writing ''etc'' on an test because you don't remember any more examples. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Reading text messages while half asleep is like looking into the sun. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Money cant buy happiness but some how its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If today is the first day of the rest of your life . . . what the hell was yesterday? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When someone points skyward, its the fool that looks at the finger. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Calling an engineer an applied scientist is like calling an artistic painter an applied pigment chemist — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
9 out of 10 husbands agreed that their wives are always right.. The 10th husband wasn't been seen since the study was conducted.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Do you know Difference between poetry n lecture? anything said by girlfriend is poetry and anything by wife is lecture...:P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't know why some people prefer their bath water close to boiling point. They are more sweaty when they get out… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
ME IN CLASS: Wait What happened What do we do What do we write When's the test What is this How do… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how fucked up you are in your life, just remember that your story is still better than the twilight's.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
FACT of GOOGLE: 50% of the people use it well..as a search engine… The other 50% of the people use it to… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Thomas Edisons Mother: Of course Im proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I could never cheat in a relationship... That would require TWO people finding me attractive. I can barely find one. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber spits on fans and laughs about it LOL, I don't see anything wrong with it. Got what they deserve..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear famous people, When you say you're doing a world tour, please remember that my country is on the map of the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear YouTube, Please stop making me watch a 30 second advertisement just to watch a two minute video. Sincerely, it isn't worth it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
One of the bravest things you can do is acknowledge and support the strength of others. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..* Hello? -___- — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Why Worry? It's a total waste of time and it doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you busy… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
