Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you can't be a good example . . . you'll just have to be a horrible warning — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, Friday! Saturday! Sunday! and shitday again. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm trying to sleep and ,y brain is like, You know what's a great movie?Paranormal Activity.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you are what you eat...then why don't I remember eating a bowl of sexiness — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
During physics class I always think that: when am I going to use this in my life ! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That epic awesome moment when you drop something, and then catch it mid-air. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Everything is beautiful depends upon the situation.. A school bell sounds irritating at 8 am but the same bell sounds melodious at 2 pm. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Whats the difference between a bomb and a condom..?! n a bomb blast population decreases but in a condom blast population increases.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I grew up as this very carefree, happy kid then things turnt darker for me. Maybe it was because I saw that… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, then turn it to the left. Repeat this every time you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
MEN-opause MEN-strual MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I t's funny…. how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever words you could have said.!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Has found his/her favorite machine at the gym: the vending machine! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
At the Touch of love, Everyone becomes a poet At the Touch of Breakup, Everyone becomes a philosopher .. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
We live in a generation where DELETING HISTORY is more important than CREATING HISTORY =D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When I drop something and catch it before it hits the ground, I feel like a professional ninja — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When I say I love schools I mean I love meeting my friends and playing with them :) — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I m not flirting. Im just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the fuckk you haven't made an album yet. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Tell a girl she's pretty and she won't believe you. Tell her she's ugly, and she'll believe it forever. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The last seen at must be added by the wife of the man who made the app whatsapp.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I still don't understand why Kim Kardashian is famous. I'm serious. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Shut up, you're just 14. - Said the 15 year old. I always say this :D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
There are people in life you could never get tired of hitting with a shovel. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
On Facebook a girl may not reply to your hi but she'll definitely reply to your compliments!.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
One of the bravest things you can do is acknowledge and support the strength of others. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..* Hello? -___- — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Why Worry? It's a total waste of time and it doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you busy… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
