Funny Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not everyone who talks less or keeps quiet whenever they are with or around you does that because they find you interesting…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people will hate you for not loving them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana