Aphorism Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people will hate you for not loving them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The more you know, the less you talk. The less you talk, the more you know.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana