“It's common knowledge that shiny rocks are preferred among human females.” — Melissa Landers Aliens Copy Share Image
“Her dad's voice boomed from inside the house. "I've got a Glock, a shovel, and five acres of woods, Johnson!” — Melissa Landers Humor Copy Share Image
“I'm going to the bathroom, not to Beirut. What horrible fate do you think's waiting for me in there? Death by toilet… — Melissa Landers Death Copy Share Image
“Bill walked slowly to Cara's dressed and leaned on the edge, folding his arms as the pine creaked under his weight. Even… — Melissa Landers Dad Copy Share Image
“I'm your personal jock-blocker, baby." Tori reached into her jeans pocket and handed over a half-eaten Snickers bar. "Happy Douche Liberation Day.” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“In that moment, he wondered how he'd ever believed she was anything less than spectacular.” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“I don't like the way he looks at you." "How does he look at me?" "Like he wants to dock his ship… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body.” — Melissa Landers Friendship Copy Share Image
“Aelyx had promised things were fine between them, but Mister "I Would Never Lie To You" was about as honest as a… — Melissa Landers Felon Copy Share Image
“Still seated, Jordan lowered his pants to midthigh and rolled down the waistband of his boxer briefs, exposing a set of V-shaped… — Melissa Landers Dreams Copy Share Image
“Then it's topped with cheese, which is made from cow's milk. But the best part is pepperoni sausage." "And how is sausage… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“An ancient human religious figure known as John the Baptist had once claimed, "The truth shall make you free," but if Aelyx… — Melissa Landers Religion Copy Share Image
“Can I borrow the car today, Mom? We'll get soaked if we walk-" "Hmph," Dad interrupted. "When I was a boy-" "Yeah,… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“The boy she'd once loved was gone, and she'd accept it. But even if she didn't want Eric back, he'd hurt her.… — Melissa Landers Breakup Copy Share Image
“She'd suggested that he observe other teens for social cues, and he'd done the job in spades. Yesterday after spending the afternoon… — Melissa Landers Humor Copy Share Image
“Aelyx's voice was guarded when he said, "Our geneticists terminated the program." "Why?" "Because we all started growing tentacles." Her eyes opened… — Melissa Landers Programming Copy Share Image
“What's this?" He brought the brown square to his nose. "It smells musty." "It's chocolate. You'll love it." "That's what you said… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“He prepared the richest, most indulgent and disgusting dish imaginable - a bowl of fudge ripple ice-cream topped with chocolate syrup, semi-sweet… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“To be honest, I don't know what qualities you ever saw in him. I can tell why he chose you, but-" "Oh… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“How can we understand what we’ve never experienced and adapt without making mistakes?” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“The way I acted...It wasn't you" "Oh, no. You're not even human. You don't get to use the It's not you, it's… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“She started coming to the meetings. We talked, mostly about you, and it sorta..." "Just happened," Tori finished, staring at the floor.… — Melissa Landers Best friend Copy Share Image
