Jennifer Crusie

Once you know the truth, it's always obvious

— Jennifer Crusie

Nothing but good times ahead.

— Jennifer Crusie

Real life doesn't have to suck.

— Jennifer Crusie

A bar would not be a good career move for you.

— Jennifer Crusie

Zach had brought her a dog.

— Jennifer Crusie

“The law is a fine thing, even when it's wrong.”

— Jennifer Crusie

We're going to need a bigger dock

— Jennifer Crusie

“Hello. I like you naked. Never wear clothes again.”

— Jennifer Crusie

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

— Jennifer Crusie

“It was possible to love someone and hate him at the same time.”

— Jennifer Crusie

You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.

— Jennifer Crusie

“Who was the moron on the phone?" "Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.”

— Jennifer Crusie

“If she'd just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no...”

— Jennifer Crusie

“I’m a feminist,” Quinn said. “We get irrational urges.”

— Jennifer Crusie

If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Gwen Goodnight

— Jennifer Crusie

Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures.

— Jennifer Crusie

Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

— Jennifer Crusie

That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. (Linc Blaise)

— Jennifer Crusie

“- Teach me something new, she said, and he bent her back onto the bed and she shivered as his body slid…

— Jennifer Crusie

“You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great, headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.”

— Jennifer Crusie

“Wilder watched Armstrong head back to video village under the lights of the set, attacking another apple as she went, and thought,…

— Jennifer Crusie

Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people…

— Jennifer Crusie

Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.

— Jennifer Crusie

“You can’t just jump into debauchery one night and expect to get the hang of it by morning. It takes years.”

— Jennifer Crusie

“He picked up the biscuit box and said, "Come on, Marlene. Back into hiding in case somebody comes looking for you, although…

— Jennifer Crusie

“Davy's kiss tasted like vodka and disaster, and even while she kissed him back, Tilda thought, I'm never going into a closet…

— Jennifer Crusie

I'm Min's fairy godmother, Charm Boy,' Liza said, frowning down at him. 'And if you don't give her a happily ever after,…

— Jennifer Crusie

The measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes - nothing was as calming as creaming butter - and when the…

— Jennifer Crusie

“You know, I'm not even sure how we ended up living together." "I am," Jake said, turning back to the lake. "Sex.…

— Jennifer Crusie

Tomorrow we go back to normal?" "Sure," Mab said. "It'll be like none of this happened. Except I'll still be pregnant, and…

— Jennifer Crusie

That's a movie quote, right? You know, if you do that with books, people think you're intelligent." Sophie lowered her chin. "If…

— Jennifer Crusie

“The thing about women is that they got liberated too fast. They never learned to be straightforward about life because they had…

— Jennifer Crusie

“Who’s Matthews?” Zack asked. “The tall blond one you keep calling Junior,” Anthony said. “Stop doing that, by the way. It annoys…

— Jennifer Crusie

“Comedy is hard. In many ways, it's like singing: If you have perfect pitch, it's much easier. But you can still go…

— Jennifer Crusie

“He looked like every glossy frat boy in every nerd movie ever made, like every popular town boy who’d ever looked right…

— Jennifer Crusie

Bet you ten bucks we make it." What are the odds? she thought, and realized with sudden, blinding clarity that she wouldn't…

— Jennifer Crusie

“I even yelled at you last night." Phin eased up. "For which I apologize." "It was kind of nice," Sophie said. "At…

— Jennifer Crusie

“It doesn't matter," Min said. "That's what I'm trying to tell you, it doesn't matter what you do or say. I'm going…

— Jennifer Crusie

“[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?" "I beg…

— Jennifer Crusie

My studies have shown that the process of falling into mature love happens in four steps. When you meet a woman, you…

— Jennifer Crusie