“She doesn’t exactly know why kids don’t like her. She’s good-looking enough. She has a sense of humor. She’s not dumb. She… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
“Anyway, it was Oscar who called me to remind me that our nephew, Lydia's son Garnett, was turning eleven years old. Fuck… — Richard J. O'Brien Copy Share Image
The irony is that we're really good at comedy in Britain, but for some reason, we make very few comedy films. And… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
“Our dream is parallel to the reality Slumber's one platform for perpendicularity But it always went contrary to the plan taken Waking… — Joshua Natad Copy Share Image
I like to mix it up, yeah. I don't sort of think, 'Oh, I need to do a comedy, I've done three… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
“Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You wired the kid," Truemann said meekly to no one in particular. "Why not? No crime. You're the FBI, remember. You boys… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
“His Majesty, may he live forever and prosper greatly... His Majesty, may sun finches warble sweet melodies in his ear... His Majesty,… — Rae Carson Copy Share Image
“There were a great many jokes about the disaster (house falling on and killing Wicked Witch of the East), naturally. "You can't… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
I've met Jon Glaser who has a show on Adult Swim call Delocated and he's the main writer we hired for the… — Joe Buck Copy Share Image
“It took nearly a year to finish the ever-changing [marriage candidates] list, with the assistance of his sister and his aging spinster… — Olivia Parker Copy Share Image
“I was in a fast-food restaurant for the first time in my adult life, an enormous and garish place just around the… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
To me, comedies are usually the least funny movies. Movies that are actually a comedy are usually not all that funny. To… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“Hold fast," he called. "Tell me your names, and your stations." "I am the Lady Door," said Door. "I am Portico's daughter,… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Haven't I taught her anything ?" Infinite Darlene is clearly exasperated. "I mean, I know she has bad taste. But this is… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
The truth is that I don't really understand the concept of having an old-fashioned sense of humour, because to me fashion is… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“The count said in careful English, "That was perhaps not, as you English say, very sporting." "Games are played to win," Cameron… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
“but Alex's last girlfriend? now there was a female human being who had worked hard to deserve her given moniker. As far… — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's magical. There must be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Nothing against comedy clubs, they work. But when you're sitting with a tablecloth and a candle and an appetizer menu, three-drink minimum,… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“A beautiful day for beheading isn’t it? Not a cloud in the sky a nice cool breeze, if I were going to… — Melissa Myers Copy Share Image
“Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Little Red Riding Hood got what she deserved. You don’t go walking in the woods alone if you want to avoid wolves.”… — Carol Goodman Copy Share Image
“My muscles informed me they did not want to go through any more exercise today. So I suggest that maybe he should… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“The first rule of snooping is to come at it sideways--when you began writing me dizzy letters about Alexander, I didn't ask… — Annie Barrows Copy Share Image
“Sophie and I would use her Christmas break to make homemade treats from our very own kitchen. I mean, if thousands of… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
I'm not sure. But that bless-his/her-heart kind of melancholic humor is among my favorite things in the world. I guess it exposes… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
To act like everyone has had the same access to share their funny is willful ignorance at its best - and just… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
“Por supuesto, Yaya Ceravieja se las daba mucho de independiente y de bastarse a sí misma. Pero lo que pasaba con estas… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“One ought to have some sort of transcendent realization that the world exists because the gods are trapped in the same abyss… — Anaea Lay Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I think about it when people say they want to fall in love it got me thinking they are crazy… — JJ Copy Share Image
“I’m really enjoying my solitude after feeling trapped by my family, friends and boyfriend. Just then I feel like making a resolution.… — Anjali Kirpalani Copy Share Image
“If those birds hadn't been so stupid, so incapable of learning that human beings were dangerous, the first settlers would almost certainly… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I've inherited a Jewish sensibility and sense of humor from my parents and all those who came before me. All the Jewish… — Philip Rosenthal Copy Share Image
“I was tanned, happy, and blowing a kiss to Cary, who’d playacted the role of a highfashion photographer by calling out ridiculous… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
There's good action stars. I'm a bad-guy action star. What disappoints me is when you all of a sudden you get a… — Vinnie Jones Copy Share Image
“I must do whatever I can to find the best partners possible." "Did you kick their butts?" He frowned. "The buttocks are… — Allison van Diepen Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
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