I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a… — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
“I eat out of stress," she told Robbie, and now, between work and her nephews driving her crazy, she was just on… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
For me, whenever I would see a lot of 'black films,' I didn't feel represented in it. I didn't feel connected to… — Zoe Kravitz Copy Share Image
“[after Bram bit Nora at her request] It hit me then that she wasn't half as disgusted as she should be. '[Nora,… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
When it comes to comedy, they always say, "Jackée, whatever comes to your mind." But heaven forbid I can't think of something.… — Jackee Harry Copy Share Image
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“Picture this broad: 22 going on 18. Half the guys in my class would have given their left testicle to date her.… — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
“I was about to rush out the door when I realized that I’d be stealing his clothes. Frantically thinking of some quick… — Priscilla West Copy Share Image
I think I'll always be linked to comedy. There is something about it that's such a beautiful thing. The world of drama… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
“...loading your brain with subliminal messages… How loathsome to turn a sadistic murder into entertainment [in the newspaper] -- and yet how… — Mary Gaitskill Copy Share Image
“When I am working with groups of thirty or fewer people, there is a powerful name exercise that I do to break… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
Darjeeling Limited is a comedy but there is substance, there is feeling and an opportunity for three brothers to reconnect and contemplate… — Adrien Brody Copy Share Image
“Jacob offered Ann pot, this time from a bowl. She shook her head no. “You gotta keep doing it and eventually it… — Sage Steadman Copy Share Image
“The Empress Sabina had long ago formed her own theory about the nonsense in travel books. No traveler, having gone to the… — Ruth Downie Copy Share Image
Zidane is a respectful person, he knows what he wants and we are there to obey and to the best we can.… — Keylor Navas Copy Share Image
I did stand-up for a long time, and I did classical theater. As much time as you could spend on a stage… — Kevin Durand Copy Share Image
When you're famous, you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is a rich… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
One reason I like to highlight reading is, reading is the beginnings of the ability to be a good student. And if… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Choose the Happy Side of Life. Seek ways to bring humor, laughter, and joy to work. It will not only make work… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“Yeah, go ahead and get the forbidden garden comment out of your system. And no matter what witty snake joke you're considering?… — Leah Clifford Copy Share Image
As fate is inexorable, and not to be moved either with tears or reproaches, an excess of sorrow is as foolish as… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
Oh, man. He knows not what he does to my comedy bones. This is the one where it's all one side of… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
If I didn't have a gig, I used to ring up all the comedy clubs across the country and go, 'If anyone… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“For some reason, possibly known only to my therapist, I decided that Dippy looked so adorable this morning, as she lay gently… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
I think the biggest influence on the book, as far as the humor goes, comes, at least indirectly, from the men I… — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
I used to do stand-up when I was in high school. But I was also making beats for this rap group, and… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
I like it when you buy something and pay with a credit card, they put your credit card on the receipt, but… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Captain Hammer is obviously the most fun to write because he is not so bright. And 'not so bright' is comedy gold.… — Jed Whedon Copy Share Image
I like the more community element of comedy. And I hate people pitting other people against each other. Audiences are always judging… — Aisling Bea Copy Share Image
“...Fate forced me to become a two-man woman. But there was no effing way I could be a four-man woman. Even metaphysics… — Sierra Dean Copy Share Image
“The new day is almost here, but the old one is still dragging its heavy skirts. Just as ocean water and river… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“ He bantered us, challenged us, electrified us . . . At times his eloquence held us silent as images and some… — Hamlin Garland Copy Share Image
One of the things that comedy has given me over the years is a really good ability to laugh at myself and… — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
Without that poise and balance and gentle humor and caring sense, nothing happens at all. It's just egotism and vanity and jealousy… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“The real problem with us Africans is our inability to recognize the saviors among us Being confident is often confused with proudness… — Peter Ojo Copy Share Image
“The fact that we had independently decided to sweep our apartments on that Sunday afternoon after spending the weekend together, I took… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
“Baby, it's either laugh or cry and crying takes way too much energy. If you can't find humor in the shit life… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The scariest thing about screening a comedy if you screen a drama, you know, there's no real way to tell in real… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
![“[after Bram bit Nora at her request] It hit me then that she wasn't half as disgusted as she should be. '[Nora, a]re you … sure you're okay with it?' She pulled her sleeve back up and shrugged. She was quiet for a minute before asking, '[Bram. ]Did you enjoy it?' I decided to tell the truth. 'Yes…” quote by Lia Habel](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/fd4/lia-habel-3222_bram_after-bram-bit-nora-at-her-request-it-hi_2341537.jpg)
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