“A good test of the appropriateness of a joke is whether the humor controls us or we control it.” — J Oswald Sanders Copy Share Image
I wonder how awkward would having a conversation with someone be if 'lol' didn't exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Comedy, unlike drama, demands surprise. You can't quietly and thoughtfully enjoy a comedy. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.” — Marcia Carrington Copy Share Image
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
What I love about the Coen brothers - what everyone loves - is that they sort of toe the line of a… — Cristin Milioti Copy Share Image
“Annabelle, what happened to you?” Lillian asked the next morning. “You look dreadful. Why aren’t you wearing your riding habit? I thought… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
As an ex-stand up, I can tell you that a comedy club isn't a place you go looking to get the abuse… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
“It is a scientific fact that the crack between the stove and the kitchen counter serves as a kind of voracious black… — Jared Gulian Copy Share Image
I wanted 'The South Bank Show' to reflect my own life and that of the team around me; to stretch the accepted… — Melvyn Bragg Copy Share Image
You get dinged for wanting to do a comedy, then wanting to do a big-budget action film, and then wanting to do… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
“He stepped forward. “We’ve been together a year. How many times have you seen me hunt?” Umm. “How many times, Kate?” “None.”… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted… — Elias Zapple Copy Share Image
When I speak a serious subject in an informal and humorous way, it has bigger impact. So much so, when BBC made… — Arunachalam Muruganantham Copy Share Image