Chong is my comedy idol, he has everything I want to be as a comedian — Amanda Hernandez Copy Share Image
Solving wits and puzzles, in a way, helps to develop wit and ingenuity. — Shakuntala Devi Copy Share Image
How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I never shoot for a film telling myself that I have to make people laugh. I can't even do stand-up comedy. — Rajpal Yadav Copy Share Image
“I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like… — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On American TV, there just aren't a lot of female leads in comedy, especially at the peak of all the Judd Apatow… — Alia Shawkat Copy Share Image
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.” — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My lines are witty in nature and I love to be surrounded by people who are witty. — Badshah Copy Share Image
“Some of us go full circle. Some of us blindly go nowhere. The circle doesn’t have to be very large to make… — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
“Before I had kids, I always found it funny how people would talk about their children like they were the cutest things… — Jennifer Miller Copy Share Image
“I want to reach in my pants, pull out my virginity, wrap it up and put a bow on it. Or maybe… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
There is a whole genre of funny travel writers - that's very popular. There's Bill Bryson and people who follow that route… — John Gimlette Copy Share Image
“I long ago developed a very practical smile, which I call my "Noh smile" because it resembles a Noh mask whose features… — Arthur Golden Memoirs of a Geisha Copy Share Image
Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
“They stared at each other for several long minutes hoping the other would give in. Finally she broke. “Fine, will you go… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
