Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming. — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
“There must be a mistake," I said. He adjusted his bag on his shoulder. "That's a creative name. What do you shorten… — Chelsea M. Cameron Copy Share Image
When you come right down to it, the secret to having it all is loving it all. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
“I might be 30 years old, but a girl never outgrows the need for her mother.” — Debbie Macomber Copy Share Image
“Ever notice how those who start a conversation with the phrase, "Needless to say", always seem to have a lot to say?” — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
I was good in comedy so I started getting such roles but as an actor you don't like to do same type… — Satish Kaushik Copy Share Image
I like my psychiatrist she's kind, caring and compassionate but what woman wouldn't be for over a 100 dollars an hour? — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“The one-eyed man stood helplessly by. "I'll help ya if ya want," he said. "Know what that son-of-a-bitch done? He come by… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“Politics is scripted for maximum shock that will lead to gossip and speculation. We are living in a sketch comedy zone. Everything… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“One morning she happened upon a bit of cloth decorated with pictures of little red squirrels carrying small, brown,nutsacks,and she nearly fainted… — Cynthia Rylant Copy Share Image
Look, I'll do anything. I wanna do everything. I'll probably do a travel show at some point, I'd love to do some… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
“What kind of a place is Expectations?" inquired Milo, unable to see the humor and feeling very doubtful of the little man's… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“I hear everything he’s saying, but mentally I’m picturing a sword hidden in my body like some medieval tampon, and suddenly, I’m… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
