“He wasn’t really a spy; he just helped them out when they were busy.” — Tony Rattigan Copy Share Image
“It's been so long since I had sex, I can't remember who gets tied up, anymore.” — Tony Rattigan Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, I thought you were together.’ ‘Why, do I look like an organ grinder?’ said Cobb.” — Tony Rattigan Copy Share Image
“She was the kind of woman that makes a man go, 'Ah yes! Now I remember why I'm a man.” — Tony Rattigan Woman Copy Share Image
“Do you ever have Deja Vu?’ ‘I could ask in the kitchen, see if they've got any in.” — Tony Rattigan Deja vu Copy Share Image
“Don't you wish you could do what birds do?' 'What ... make custard?' 'No, fly south for the winter.” — Tony Rattigan Bird Copy Share Image
“That’s the trouble these days, too much Sax and Violins in the theatre.” — Tony Rattigan Theatre Copy Share Image
“There’s no such thing as a noble death, Cobb ... there’s just death.” — Tony Rattigan Death Copy Share Image
“Oh dear thought Cobb. Never mind Father Yule, he sounds more like Ebenezer Scrimge from Charles Pickens’ book “A Yuletide Song”.” — Tony Rattigan Copy Share Image
“And then there were her eyes. Two grey gimlets. They had a gaze that could strip wallpaper. They made you think that… — Tony Rattigan Eyes Copy Share Image
“Rufus Cobb was having one of those days. You know … one of those days. You know the ones, the sort of… — Tony Rattigan Copy Share Image
“Look,’ said Cobb, ‘I live in the city. The only wildlife I ever get to see is rats. If I want to… — Tony Rattigan Animals Copy Share Image
“Oh yes that’s right, you’re man of principle aren’t you?’ Jim said, somewhat tetchily. ‘Made of unbending rock with no room for… — Tony Rattigan Integrity Copy Share Image
“Harlequin groaned. ‘Cobb, you’ve got to get me out of here, it’s cold and damp, there’s rats, the food is terrible, they… — Tony Rattigan Harlequin Copy Share Image
“Oh for love of the Gods, thought Jim. The last thing I need right now is philosophical discussion with a madman, on… — Tony Rattigan Capitalism Copy Share Image
“What you must realise Cobb, is that sometimes the answer to a question is actually irrelevant; it is the search for that… — Tony Rattigan Knowledge Copy Share Image
“So while you may be reading this sitting comfortably in your semi-detached in Cricklewood, a hundred Universes over, Captain Lars Felder of… — Tony Rattigan Cold night Copy Share Image
“Whatever the reason, they sold in the thousands, for Pickens had discovered that marketing truth … Sex Sells! Amongst his classic bestsellers… — Tony Rattigan Bestsellers Copy Share Image
“Oh Roderick,’ gasped Deirdre adoringly. ‘Deirdre, … this will make us famous, so we shall need to look our best. This calls… — Tony Rattigan Copy Share Image
“Never eat at a restaurant that has a handbrake. Never buy food from any place that won’t be there next morning.” — Tony Rattigan Food Copy Share Image
“She was one of those women that makes any red blooded male look at her and go, ‘Ah yes … now I… — Tony Rattigan Copy Share Image
