About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
“My Grandmother says that love is like a bout of diarrhea, it needs neither an invitation nor privacy.” — Dora Okeyo Copy Share Image
I didn't set out to be a villain in film. I'm a character actor, and if my first movie was a comedy,… — William Zabka Copy Share Image
“God, I missed you. I missed that.” “Missed what?” “You…your humor, your smile, your touch, your…everything.” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
I enjoy the work I do in comedies. It's a valid test of your creative abilities. — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —jolted by every pebble in the road. — HENRY… — Graham MFT, Linda Copy Share Image
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
Where I find it very difficult to get comedy from and where I naturally don't go is human suffering. — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“I loved Monty Python for the wordplay--this sense that you didn’t have to squash your intelligence to be funny. In fact, you… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“Say ‘Ah.’” A-H-H-H-H, he fingerspelled. Doctor Frost glanced at his mother. “He just said ‘ah’ for you,” she said weakly, and smiling.… — David Wroblewski Copy Share Image
“He runs his eye along the row of knives in their racks, the cleavers for splitting bones. He picks one up, looks… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Sorry!I just couldn't control myself!" would be the excuse any virile man would offer to a girl he had just deflowered- after… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
When we were on acid, we would go into the woods, because there was less chance that you would run into an… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I guess as I get older, I'm kind of getting drawn to the things that I really love the most, which is… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky,… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
![“Sorry!I just couldn't control myself!" would be the excuse any virile man would offer to a girl he had just deflowered- after the event. He would offer the same excuse to Jupiter Foo. The King of the Gods would surely blow his top- like Vulcan, the Volcano God!Yak! Yak! Yak![MMT]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/812/nicholas-chong-4441_control-myself_sorry-i-just-couldn-t-control-myself-wou_216250.jpg)
