“NO greater love has a husband for his wife than to watch a 2hr documentary on an elite ballet competition.” — Mark Venturini Copy Share Image
There's so much joy in doing comedy work, and that's one of the reasons I like to do it - because it's… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
Sometimes comedy can be, like, negative and just the worst parts of ourselves coming out. — Erik Griffin Copy Share Image
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing. — Laura Ingalls Wilder Copy Share Image
Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn't have that, then she’s… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Doing comedy is as easy as doing anything else. You're dependent totally on the material. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
Comedy is not easy to begin with, but comedy that also dances with drama - it's so hard. — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
“It's the other part I'm not so sure about. You got any advice for me on that, Lucan?" "Sure." The vampire grunted,… — Lara Adrian Copy Share Image
“WHAT! WE CANT TALK AT THE SAME TIME! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, WE CAN'T… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I been notice girls calling us dogs ,but what are they ? Are they idiots for us dogs being able to out… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“There was something about that man when he was all angry and dangerous that got my blood up. Sometimes my survival instincts… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“There is no end for a spirit. The soul is in a state of becoming; a continuous state of learning and development.… — Unathi Magubeni Copy Share Image
It is hard to keep a straight face during comedy scenes. It's considered really bad form to laugh at someone else because… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
“Here, by the grace of God and an inside straight, we have a personality untouched by the psychotic taboos of our tribe… — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
“At the dealership, I pulled out the sieve and toyed with it threateningly. When the salesman was ready for me, I held… — Tahir Shah Copy Share Image
