“Men, she decided, were a strange, thick-skulled, ball-kicking species no one on earth could have a sensible conversation with.” — Irma Joubert Copy Share Image
“Am I going crazy? Am I supposed to believe that God is a big black woman with a questionable sense of humor?” — Wm. Paul Young Copy Share Image
“The bonds of friendship dwindle with age, Oliver. But a little blackmail lasts forever.” — Stephen Hunt Copy Share Image
“Sure he (Fred Astaire) was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did,..backwards and in high heels.” — Robert Thaves Copy Share Image
I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
I would love to do some more comedy. I would love to do some silliness. I would love to do some characters… — Kari Matchett Copy Share Image
“As for your back rubs... Study an anatomy book, pal, because what you've been rubbing isn't my back.” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Do you know about Thor's Hammer? (Points to Bicep) Well, that's it right here.” — Peter Charles Melman Copy Share Image
My humour and my work ethic definitely come from my Scottish side, and I have to say the sense of humour doesn't… — John Barrowman Copy Share Image
“You thought the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse things said than I… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Nine-tenths of the value of a sense of humor in writing is not in the things it makes one write but in… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
You don't wake up one morning and say, 'Today is going to be a comedy day.' And the next day, 'Today's going… — Will Arnett Copy Share Image
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
“Shit is another useful word. Also very common. For example, pleasantly surprised? You say 'No shit?' You think someone tells you tales,… — Jane Yolen Copy Share Image
I don't know if I would call my comedy shows artistic, but sometimes, when you have a clever person lighting it, there… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
“Hunter was bipolar, for crying out loud. He had checked into the nut house on more than one occasion and, honestly, I… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
