“An optimist is a man who plant two acorns and buy a hammock.” — Jean de Lattre de Tassigny Copy Share Image
If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“As a general rule, librarians are a kick in the pants socially, often full of good humor, progressive, and, naturally, well read” — Bill Hall Copy Share Image
“Solomon had a good thing going. He asked for wisdom and he got it, riches, and power. I think I'm going to… — Jochebed Gwamna Copy Share Image
Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
The experienced pastor will recognize to which situation humor belongs and to which belongs sobriety. — Thomas Oden Copy Share Image
Remember, in China when you are one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you. — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
“...doing the smoker's comedy act: he hunted automatically for an ashtray, didn't find one, tipped his ashes into the palm of his… — Patricia Nell Warren Copy Share Image
You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says 'Trust me, you dont want to know.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think in most cases, if you're with good people, comedy creation happens faster in collaboration. That's how I can tell if… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
“True heroes and ideas never fall in the final sense of the word. They can only encounter temporary setbacks in their difficult… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“What had been so funny? But you can never remember what you were laughing about, and even if you could, it seems… — Rufi Thorpe Copy Share Image
The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody, but sometimes you want to learn from other people and… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Sense of humor. A girl who doesn't take themselves too seriously. And someone who is spontaneous. They're the three things for me… — Christopher Egan Copy Share Image
“She tried a Christian dating site but it felt ghostly, with too few men, and even fewer Black men. The only man… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
“The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“You are my whole heart, Scarlet. And this is breaking it.' My heart cracked open and clear dropped out of me. My… — A.C. Gaughen Copy Share Image
