“. . . mixing defensiveness with anger - a wonderful mix, by the way.” — Liza Palmer Copy Share Image
I love the idea of comedy in horror. I think this should be allowed. — Robert Englund Copy Share Image
We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious? — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
Laughter is pleasant, but the exertion at my age is too much for me. — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
“Jesus: I was nearly lynched by a mob made up of my hometown synagogue congregation.” — Rick Klaus Theis Copy Share Image
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There is no decision to be more or less comic. I don't feel more or less humorous in my day-to-day. These things… — Alexis Taylor Copy Share Image
“Why would I want to get depressed by watching TV? I could do that just by stepping on the scale every morning.” — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
“You're a ring-wearing, save-yourself-for-marriage kind of girl. I dig that.” — E.C. Newman Copy Share Image
Kipling: Where's your sense of humor? Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it... — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me,… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“Are you afraid?" Volker questioned while sitting at the table and getting comfortable. "No. But I have incredible luck with dice and… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“The second man I meet is Andrew, and he has dirty fingernails so I can't notice if he is nice or not.… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
It's often pointed out that in Cuban cinema there are too many comedies, but a sense of humor is so much part… — Fernando Perez Copy Share Image
“Iain didn't know what to say to her. They had all asked an incredible amount from her. She was such an innocent,… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
“Life makes fools of us all sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you'll at least be able to… — Paul Murray Copy Share Image
As a man who tried to explain in his own way that people have to learn to get along with each other.… — Sherwood Schwartz Copy Share Image
I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
