“I have followed my penis into hell and returned with the story.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Just because he's a spider doesn't mean he deserves any less concern!” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I am going to die, her brain recited calmly. I am going to be stabbed until I am died. How infuriating. I… — Claire Legrand Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm edgy and I'm funny and I got this bite, this outrageousness. — George C. Wolfe Copy Share Image
Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies. — Alan Ford Copy Share Image
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“Helen makes a mental note to pick up a self help book the next time she was out. This was getting ridiculous.” — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
“Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we’d been at all competent.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The sole agents, indeed, in the action of her novels are individual human beings. And the comedy is the outcome of their… — Mary Lascelles Copy Share Image
“I am certain that Eric will get the job. His career path is very straight, like that of an arrow to its… — Weike Wang Copy Share Image
When I read the 'Ugly Betty' pilot, I thought, 'Oh, this part's funny.' I said to my husband, 'I'm going to get… — Becki Newton Copy Share Image
“Mounting anything on a plaque instantly transforms it from trash into an award. For example, a dry disposable pen goes from junk… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'm going to be sick. I'm going to vomit that weird eggplant tapenade I had for dinner, and everyone will hear, and… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I grew up in repertory theaters, so it was comedy one night, drama the next. I'm used to going from one to… — Howard Shore Copy Share Image
You're taking big risks doing comedy, because ultimately, you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, you look like an idiot.… — Dominic Cooper Copy Share Image
