“Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash, son.” — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“No time better than the present,’ I always say. Or was that, ‘Nothing is better than a present’? I forget.” — Kaza Kingsley Copy Share Image
I'm not playing a comedy. I want to be playing the truth of the moment, and then have the comedy come out. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
“From my travel blog @ http://www.lwmcferrin.com/travel When faced with disaster, the best medicine is laughter.” — Linda Watanabe McFerrin Copy Share Image
As somebody who works in comedy, I gravitate to the very serious, dramatic things in my consumption of media. — Lauren Ash Copy Share Image
The qualities I am looking for in Miss Right are intelligence and humour. — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
I use to think that my foot was far too big to fit in my mouth. But I am wrong. Apparently my… — T Jay Taylor Copy Share Image
The habit of staring at someone can lead to one of these consequences; iether intense addiction or falling inlove...:| — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You are sad," the Knight said in an anxious tone: "let me sing you a song to comfort you." "Is it very… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
When you're doing an out-and-out comedy, the notion of preparing for a character - I hope I don't reveal too much of… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
The comedy I do on TV came from me being at art school and seeing Gilbert and George films, thinking they were… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
A movie is painting, it's photography, it's literature - because you have to have the screenplay - it's music. Put a different… — Paula Patton Copy Share Image
“Salim,' She said, as if he were in the room. 'I'll have your guts for garters.' I has never heard this before… — Siobhan Dowd Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. I was writing a ‘Sex for dummies-Christians That Secretly What to be Porn Stars-… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
“This day, the next, a hundred years, it’s nothing. It’s a heartbeat. You’ll never be ready. The only woman whose love you… — Loki Laufeyson Copy Share Image
“There was one field in which man was unsurpassed; he showed unlimited ingenuity in devising bigger and more efficient ways to kill… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
