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Want to scare every guy you know this Halloween? Dress as a replacement ref. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change? — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Only one English word adequately describes his transformation of the islands from worthless to priceless: magical.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Nothing is as universal as some good scatalogical humor. Even if it means having to be a little silly or cheeky, I… — Sarah Kay Copy Share Image
“Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).” — John D. Rhodes Copy Share Image
“Prejudice in this country is like chapters in a book. Chapter One: Hating the Africans and Indians. Chapter Two: Don't forget the… — Emilie Richards Copy Share Image
When it's a comedy or drama or horror or romance, it's all the same. You want to be honest with the character.… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
The first series of 'Open All Hours' came and went without much fanfare because the BBC, in its almighty wisdom, put it… — David Jason Copy Share Image
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Jason [Nash] is just someone that I've known socially and through his stand-up, seeing him do different comedy shows, and I just… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Some of the young ladies even ate the salmon without concern to vital humors--when everyone knew colored fish flesh could bring on… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
“Rule number one: wear loose clothing. No Problem. Rule number two: no alcohol for the next three days. Slight problem. I'll miss… — Eric Weiner Copy Share Image
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