“I'm sorry, what do you want to order?" "A virgin. I want to order a virgin.” — Tara Sivec Virgin Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to stand by and watch the woman I’ve always loved slip away again.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I'm not going to hold my breast for another invitiation" - Jenny” — Tara Sivec Animals Copy Share Image
“Granted, she was obviously one window lick away from riding the short bus, but that knowledge did nothing to ease my mind.” — Tara Sivec Psychology Copy Share Image
“It’s mind-blowing and delicious and better than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at the… — Tara Sivec Diamonds Copy Share Image
“Yes, the answer is yes! If he keeps talking to me like that he can stick it in my ear.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Open your eyes, Lee. I want you to watch me suck your clit into my mouth and push my tongue inside you,”… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“You saved me, Shelby,” I whisper, pressing my forehead against hers. “For five years, you saved me, and you didn’t even know… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Another good thing about Legos(LIFE). If it falls apart, it doesn’t mean it’s destroyed. It just means you have to pick up… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don’t care if there is a room full of witnesses” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me that four-year-olds get woodys? I am not equipped to deal with this shit, Liz.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Dude, he put ass cream on his face. You do know I’m going to have to start calling your son Ass Face… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“A few seconds of silence lapse, and I knew Carter was waiting for me to mention the huge "I'm pregnant" elephant in… — Tara Sivec Elephant in the room Copy Share Image
“It wouldn't be weird at all if I just walked up to her and ran my tongue across her shoulder, would it?… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“You're probably also wondering how in the hell I can possibly be twenty-five years old when just yesterday I was four. I… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“He picks up one of the tests and pretends like he's Harry Potter, aiming the test at random objects around the small… — Tara Sivec Magic wand Copy Share Image
“I should ask her to marry me now. If I do it while she's coming, she probably won't be able to say… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I thought I was having a heart attack. I couldn't breathe. I didn't know much, but I did know the rules about… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I think maybe I'll hide behind the couch and jump out when he gets here. Put the fear of George into him,"… — Tara Sivec Fear Copy Share Image
“Wow, Carter. You've got a HUGE wiener." Suddenly, Gavin being in the bathroom with me didn’t seem so bad. If only he… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Tyler pulls his shirt down over his head and I pretend like I’m not sad to see his naked abs go. “I… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I don't wanna be def. Death. Dead. This Burger Twin nappykin just got served as my will, BEOTCH! The fries here suck,… — Tara Sivec Death Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, but why does Claire know how to take a punch? I'm not sure I like where this is going," Carter… — Tara Sivec Drunk Copy Share Image
“All my shrinks have told me I need to find a hobby. Something to focus on other than the torture and the… — Tara Sivec Every moment Copy Share Image
“Yeah, you like that? You like it when Big Papa gives you his hot and juicy wiener?” I pant, my hips hammering… — Tara Sivec Dirty talk Copy Share Image
“Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, Trojan Magnum (oh yeah, my three foot cock definitely needed those), Contempo, Vivid and Rough Rider. Seriously? There was… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, I sent a picture of my boobs to Jim," I moaned as a fresh wave of nausea rolled through… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
