“I'm sorry, what do you want to order?" "A virgin. I want to order a virgin.” — Tara Sivec Virgin Copy Share Image
“I'm not going to hold my breast for another invitiation" - Jenny” — Tara Sivec Animals Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to stand by and watch the woman I’ve always loved slip away again.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Jim, would you rather have your porn name be Hugh G. Rection or Mike Unstinks?” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Life’s too short to do something that doesn’t make you happy, and to spend your time with someone who isn’t your entire… — Tara Sivec Life Copy Share Image
“Why the hell is he standing there looking so God damned hot that I want to mount his face.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Say it,” he whispers. “I missed out on this the first time. I want to hear you say it.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“You are everything to me, Finnley, everything. I have loved you since I was fifteen years old and I’m never going to… — Tara Sivec Fifteen years Copy Share Image
“I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit… — Tara Sivec Hot sauce Copy Share Image
“Claire was going to hate me. Our son was sucked into the pits of hell while I was watching General Hospital. God… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I remember that night fondly. And by fondly, I mean with bitter resentment toward all things alcoholic and with a penis.” — Tara Sivec Fondly Copy Share Image
“I never should have left you. I’ll never stop loving you, even if you hate me for walking away.” — Tara Sivec Loving Copy Share Image
“I think maybe I'll hide behind the couch and jump out when he gets here. Put the fear of George into him,"… — Tara Sivec Fear Copy Share Image
“I turned around to see Jim standing in the aisle with a smirk and a box of tampons in his hand. “Very… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Could you stand still please?' Sylvia says in an irritated voice. If she had sweaty balls and an almost-boner she wouldn't be… — Tara Sivec Humor Copy Share Image
“When you were little and you were afraid of the boogey man, getting under the covers meant he couldn't see you or… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“She moans her approval, so I continue. “Your pussy is so tight, like trying to get a new My Little Pony out… — Tara Sivec Christianity Copy Share Image
“You're probably also wondering how in the hell I can possibly be twenty-five years old when just yesterday I was four. I… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“He picks up one of the tests and pretends like he's Harry Potter, aiming the test at random objects around the small… — Tara Sivec Magic wand Copy Share Image
“Dude, he put ass cream on his face. You do know I’m going to have to start calling your son Ass Face… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Oh fuck, he was right there. I was wet as hell and he could probably smell me now. I should have eaten… — Tara Sivec Erotic-romance Copy Share Image
“All my shrinks have told me I need to find a hobby. Something to focus on other than the torture and the… — Tara Sivec Every moment Copy Share Image
“Yeah, you like that? You like it when Big Papa gives you his hot and juicy wiener?” I pant, my hips hammering… — Tara Sivec Dirty talk Copy Share Image
“And if something doesn’t fit, if one of your pieces just isn’t working, you can put it aside and find another one.… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, I sent a picture of my boobs to Jim," I moaned as a fresh wave of nausea rolled through… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, Trojan Magnum (oh yeah, my three foot cock definitely needed those), Contempo, Vivid and Rough Rider. Seriously? There was… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Tyler pulls his shirt down over his head and I pretend like I’m not sad to see his naked abs go. “I… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Wow, Carter. You've got a HUGE wiener." Suddenly, Gavin being in the bathroom with me didn’t seem so bad. If only he… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Sweet Jesus, she looks like a clown that just woke up after a gang bang.” — Tara Sivec Clown Copy Share Image
“No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“God said "Let there be light" and George morgan flipped the switch.” — Tara Sivec Humor Copy Share Image
“It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Now that I’ve found her again, I have no intention of letting her go.” — Tara Sivec Intention Copy Share Image
