“Jim, would you rather have your porn name be Hugh G. Rection or Mike Unstinks?” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Uncle Drew shouts. “You are a disgrace. Your mother should have swallowed.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I should have sold you to that traveling circus when you were four.” — Tara Sivec Circus Copy Share Image
“I love my best friends, but sometimes, I want to punch them in the face. Lovingly, of course.” — Tara Sivec Best friend Copy Share Image
“I want to marry Mommy. We'll kiss and we'll marry and I'll take her on dates and we'll be best friends forever… — Tara Sivec Best friend Copy Share Image
“Liz rolled her eyes at me and I resisted the urge to reach over the console and punch her in the vagina.… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Everett was wrong when he said nothing will change between us. This moment, right here…it changes everything . And it’s about damn… — Tara Sivec Time Copy Share Image
“It's easy to forgive someone for the hurt they've caused you. Forgetting is impossible.” — Tara Sivec Forgetting Copy Share Image
“I want the thunder and lightning, I want the crash of the storm and I want whatever destruction it will leave behind.” — Tara Sivec Thunder and lightning Copy Share Image
“Will you stop calling it ‘stalking’? That’s such a harsh term. I prefer ‘anonymous following.” — Tara Sivec Stalking Copy Share Image
“Death changes everyone. It changes the way you think, the way you feel, and the way you live your life. Sometimes it… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“You know what happens when you assume things?” I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.”… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It all just depends on the person you're with. If you can look at that person and know without a doubt that… — Tara Sivec Kissing Copy Share Image
“I don’t even get the term, “the birds and the bees”. How does that properly teach a kid about sex? You never… — Tara Sivec Bees Copy Share Image
“Give me a cat over a kid any day. You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on… — Tara Sivec Cats Copy Share Image
“Give me a cat over a kid any day. You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on… — Tara Sivec Cats Copy Share Image
“I gained fifty-six pounds when I was pregnant with him. Do you have any idea what it’s like to look down and… — Tara Sivec Mother Copy Share Image
“Oh, please. I heard barnyard animal noises coming from your room the other night and someone shouting ‘Pull my reins, bitch!’ I… — Tara Sivec Children Copy Share Image
“Just giving Jenny a last minute pep talk before the race," Drew informs him. "There's no need for that, Claire is going… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Give me a cat over a kid any day. You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down… — Tara Sivec Cats Copy Share Image
“Are you really going back there with me?" I ask. "Hell yes I am. Your wish is finally coming true. I will… — Tara Sivec Conversation Copy Share Image
“And let’s face it people, no one is ever honest with you about child birth. Not even your mother. … — Tara Sivec Birth Copy Share Image
“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“All the baby books written by women who had the most perfect birth experience in the world said you should talk to… — Tara Sivec Birth Copy Share Image
“In fact, gone are the days of having sex at all. I have resorted to jerking off alone in the bathroom after… — Tara Sivec Cell phone Copy Share Image
“I've heard some strange noises every once in a while late at night and always wondered if the house is haunted. I… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It's easy fixing other people's problems. It's my own that can suck it.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I'm not going to hold my breast for another invitiation" - Jenny” — Tara Sivec Animals Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to stand by and watch the woman I’ve always loved slip away again.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, what do you want to order?" "A virgin. I want to order a virgin.” — Tara Sivec Virgin Copy Share Image
