My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

— Bill Hicks

Amazing Home Remedies: If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

— Nikhil Saluja

You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have to do…

— Anonymous

“whenever someone asks him why he smokes, he inevitably answers: “Because I like to cough.”

— Paul Auster

He asked me if I was doing ok... I don't think he knew he would get this sort of response... // right now I'm…

— Alla

Sometimes I tic or twitch or cough, and it's a very public thing.

— Tim Howard

Love, and a cough, are not concealed.

— Ovid

“Do rhinoceroses cough?”

— Eugène Ionesco

I cough once and my parents arelike YOU ARENT MISSING SCHOOL TOMORROW!

— Anonymous

“I’ve been sick too.” I faked a pathetic-sounding cough. “Must be something I caught last time I was here. Bastard Plague?”

— Molly McAdams

A small cold and cough can actually stop you from going where you are.

— P. V. Sindhu

“The first intimation I had that things were about to hot up was a pained and disapproving cough from the neighbourhood of the carpet.”

— P G Wodehouse

“Love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.”

— William Goldman

When I was a child, there were not that many vaccines. I was vaccinated for polio. I actually got measles as a child. I…

— Anonymous

Errrr this cough is killing me

— Beenu125