“My family has a Christmas tradition: Every year, they kill my mom.” — James Aquilone Copy Share Image
“When facing unbeatable odds, just think of yourself as unbeatably odd. (The Hero's Guide to Being a Hero)” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“I led my schoolmates in collecting pennies. We wanted to donate the pennies to the starving children in America.” — Anchee Min Copy Share Image
“The universal law is that the most frustrating thing will always happen, no matter how unlikely.” — Joe Abercrombie Heroes Copy Share Image
“If you've done 6 impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Those who lack a sense of humor are destined to be life's hacked up hairballs.” — S.A. Garcia Copy Share Image
“Pyaar-Vyaar karke kuch nahi hota. Jo hota hai wo Hawas hai aur kuch nahi.” — SuperAditya Copy Share Image
“Life is like a DVR recording. The story goes on, but you cannot see it until you fast forward through the commercials” — Christopher Earle Copy Share Image
“Don't look at his groin. Don't look at his groin. Don't mention that he doesn't have a vagina, so 'we' is bullshit.… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“In the harsh veracity of the real world, he was rich, successful, and one of the most desired bachelors in New York—and… — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
“con-tu-ber-nal(noun). One who occupies the same tent; a tent-fellow, comrade. The thought of Percy Prewitt as my contubernal causes me to break… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Her partner now drew near, and said, "That gentleman would have put me out of patience, had he stayed with you half… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Comedy scares me a lot. I feel like it's way harder than drama. I think my safety net is definitely drama, and… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
Verse comedy is interesting to me because of the challenge of writing in rhymed couplets, which is not a form that's usually… — David Ives Copy Share Image
“Don't miss work and never be late. Your boss will appreciate it, and he will reward you by shaking your hand in… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
