“Someone's having a pity party and didn't invite the rest of us.” — Christopher Healy Pity Copy Share Image
“Mere words cannot defeat a true hero. Unless they happen to be the words to some sort of Instant Death Spell. Magic… — Christopher Healy Death Copy Share Image
“Wow," a man said. "The song made you sound like an average loser, but in reality you were a horribly pathetic loser.” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Once you've been squashed by a giant, a troll doesn't even seem nearly as heavy.” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Look,” Liam said, “sometimes being a hero isn’t about getting the glory. It’s about doing what needs to be done.” — Christopher Healy Hero Copy Share Image
“I'm Liam of Erinthia. I'm here to rescue you ... And You are not Cinderella. You are a tree branch wrapped in… — Christopher Healy Cinderella Copy Share Image
“Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with 'crumpled napkins'?” — Christopher Healy Humor Copy Share Image
“Never regret anything. (If that turns out to be bad advice, I sincerely apologize.)” — Christopher Healy Bad advice Copy Share Image
“I'll show Dunky he's not the only one in the family who can rush foolishly into danger!” — Christopher Healy Danger Copy Share Image
“He was curious to know more about her. So he did something extremely rare. He sent her a note. Even more shocking,… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“When writing down a plan, I suggest numbering the steps. But just in case your plan falls into enemy hands, make sure… — Christopher Healy Strategy Copy Share Image
“No one is defined by a single act," Frederic said. "Whether it was years ago or weeks ago. We're all given chances… — Christopher Healy Change Copy Share Image
“If someone stands in your path to glory, crush him. If someone holds you back from achieving your goals, crush him. If… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Duncan,we're still in prison," Frederic said dryly. "You're not going to see anything except this cell. Which has spiders, by the way.… — Christopher Healy Dry-humor Copy Share Image
“It is the villains who covet treasure, not the heroes. Unless the treasure in question is a really snazzy belt buckle, in… — Christopher Healy Character Copy Share Image
“No, Princes Charming, " Duncan cheerfully corrected. "'Prince' is the noun; that's what gets pluralized. 'Charming' is an adjective; you can't add… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Ha! Good luck, lady!" Gustav laughed and tapped his thick index finger against his temple. "No one knows what goes on inside… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Accidents happen. I will, um . . . I will pay to have your house rebuilt." "And my barn?" a woman called… — Christopher Healy Accidents happen Copy Share Image
“Listen up, Mount High-Hair," Gustav barked. "Say what you want about me, but lay off the rest of the team. I've been… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“I regret no words," Frederic said. "i love words. and the words i just spoke were the truth. you are a coward,… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Get him now?" Duncan asked. He looked at the sword in his hand. Unsure of what he should do, he tossed the… — Christopher Healy Funny Copy Share Image
“And so the Thirteen Kingdoms were liberated from Darian rule. Well, all except Eïsborg, which people always tend to forget about. It’s… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Everybody, listen!” he shouted to the far-off crowds. “Rundark has super-powerful magical bombs. And they will be headed straight toward those giant… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“When facing unbeatable odds, just think of yourself as unbeatably odd. (The Hero's Guide to Being a Hero)” — Christopher Healy Advice Copy Share Image
“Knowledge is power. For instance, don’t you feel much more powerful now that you have the knowledge that knowledge is power?” — Christopher Healy Knowledge Copy Share Image
“You’re never too young to start being a hero. Practice dueling one-handed so you never need to drop your blankie. —THE HERO’S… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Duncan, what are you?" "Human!" Duncan cried, trembling with excitement. "More specific," Liam said, still dramatically. "A five-foot-two human!" "I'm going for… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Frederic had imagined this moment - him running to Ella with open arms, calling her name - but being as winded as… — Christopher Healy Open arms Copy Share Image
“Wild card, got it," Duncan said. "Just like in Crazy Eights. I can be a diamond; I can be a spade. Whatever… — Christopher Healy Football Copy Share Image
“On still another road, a green-haired man wobbled by on peppermint-stick stilts; a fiery-plumed bird of paradise perched on his shoulder. But… — Christopher Healy Bird Copy Share Image
