The comedy and character interaction on 'Atlantis' is what makes it so different from most science fiction shows. — David Hewlett Copy Share Image
“Is it white wine? Red tastes like vinegar.' 'Of course it's white wine, I'm Japanese.” — Natasha Pulley Copy Share Image
“Before I could turn to look up, a voice boomed from the heavens: "What the heck is going on down there?” — Kat Falls Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for my grandpa, I'd have absolutely no sense of humor and I never would have gotten my start in… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul. — William Archibald Spooner Copy Share Image
“At one point I thought I broke his face, but he turned out to just be laughing really hard.” — Vali Chandrasekaran Copy Share Image
In my mind, if you write a comedy where human beings experience pain, you're just being realistic. — James L. Brooks Copy Share Image
“I sat down on my bed, trying to catch my breath, as Jenna opened the door. The Vandy stood there, glaring at… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Finish that sentence and I will stab you in the eye with the spork Bethany’s about to pull out of her bag… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“THREE DAYS AND twelve psychics later, Katie and Jorlan had developed a routine. Morning: jog, visit psychics. Afternoon: work at the Victorian.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Elise hid her face in his shoulder, embarassed, "Kane! What will they think?" She whispered against his neck. "That we're newly bonded… — Nicky Charles Copy Share Image
The whole world is tense. Everybody gets the international news. Theres been no American comedy at all that even remotely addresses the… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
“Fucking Hallmark never wrote anything for how I felt then. When Metallica and the rest of the metal community pitched in to… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that.… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“My mother was, for the most part, delighted with my brother and regarded him with the bemused curiosity of a brood hen… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You know that Kate called Walter a heartless bastard?" "And an asshole. I am quite proud.” — Aimee Carter Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think a lot of comedy is about making fun of people at the expense of somebody. — Phil Dunster Copy Share Image
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
You look up at drama, down at comedy. A singer, looking up is okay. A comic, it's death. — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
“Why do I have to do the sewin'? 'Cause I'm a girl? Is that it? It ain't fair, I tell ya!” — Sean Cullen Copy Share Image
“One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.” — Joyce Rachelle Copy Share Image
Dear Brain, Please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I am getting fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. — Carlos Ponce Copy Share Image
The #MeToo movement is insanely serious, and there's no comedy to be mined out of that. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Clarity and focus doesn’t always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into… — Shannon Alder Copy Share Image
A good since of humor and someone who is loyal and cute-I like cute girls — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
So many people are in comedy because of difficult mothers or broken homes. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Good films will run, and people will watch it irrespective of whether it is suspense or a comedy. — Bobby Deol Copy Share Image
I think the Irish humour is unique, there are lots of aspects to it. The Irish are quick witted, and their banter… — Dylan Llewellyn Copy Share Image
The secret of substitute teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you learned this afternoon. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“God's only mistakes are dogs and not giving cats opposable thumbs. Otherwise, it's a perfect world.” — Quasi Copy Share Image
Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said. — Jean Antoine Petit-Senn Copy Share Image
Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Clarification is not to clarify things. It is to put one’s self in the clear (Sir Humphrey Appleby)” — Jonathan Lynn & Anthony Jay Copy Share Image
Mel Brooks is one of the few authentic geniuses working in comedy in America today. — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
