“Now we go in and take over," answered A. "It's our duty to help these people.” — Katerina Stoykova Klemer Copy Share Image
It's so rewarding being on radio, especially because it's not about what you look like at all. And I love comedy, so… — Sophie Monk Copy Share Image
“Laughter can cure anything, when you laugh, it pushes the darkness out of your soul.” — Micalea Smeltzer Copy Share Image
“I love reading books. You really get hooked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” — Daniel Radunsky Copy Share Image
I don't take Twitter that serious. It's all in good humor. I've made fun of people on Twitter and it's whatever. — Fabolous Copy Share Image
“I welcome reviews from all readers. I take criticism well; but please . . . no comments on my author face!” — C.C. Alma Copy Share Image
When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can… — Max Frisch Copy Share Image
Getting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Say what you will of fortitude, but show me the man who can patiently endure the laughter of fools when they have… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
“We are a generation that is obsessed with nostalgia. Everything from the past is so readily available in ways that it never… — Jayme K Copy Share Image
I grew up around so much new agey stuff. Part of me takes it lightly because I'm so used to it. It… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
“Your boy here-" Ware jerked his head in angry indication "can't explain himself worth a damn." That;s hardly news to me. Nonethelss,"… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
“Jake's POV: Meanwhile, Ally was here with Marshall Moss, who she was obviously going to hook up with later. They'd barely stopped… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“You'd forgive me for Claire - but not for killing your . . . men." He glanced at the two Craddocks, spotty… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“Bump stood in the middle of the room, wrapped in a heavy fur coat, with a black silk top hatcovering his fuzzy… — Stacia Kane Copy Share Image
I think I let go of the need for approval. It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used to… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The government of man should be the monarchy of reason: it is too often the democracy of passions or the anarchy of… — Benjamin Whichcote Copy Share Image
“Don’t make a feller wait too long. A feller waiting on a gal can get ornery’er than a huntin’ dog that’s tree’d… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy night. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“And I’d have you know, through all of it, I still had perfect nails! Because I am completely swell.” — Sarah Scheele Copy Share Image
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, 'Who did this to you?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“The Catholic wisdom of the people... provides reasons for joy and humor even in the midst of a very hard life.” — The Catholic Church Copy Share Image
“Only an idiot would try to break into a super-secret super-protected mansion while wearing maroon knee high boots.” — Stefani Chaney Copy Share Image
I've always idolized Amy Poehler, because I think she's the best of the best as far as female comedy. — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
“Quotations "Oh man, I hate that poofing shit. You scared me so bad, Ash, you made me eat this crappy cheese." (Nick… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
'Gujarat 11' has a good script; it is a full package of entertainment, comedy, emotions and has a message for the audience. — Daisy Shah Copy Share Image
Everybody kind of looks to comedians and comedy for relief and a fresh breath about what is going on in the world. — Sean Hayes Copy Share Image
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The Doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The physical part of comedy is as hard as a lot of action movies. It scares me, but in a way that… — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
I think there's something funny about people who laugh in the face of convention or surprise us morally. — Phoebe Waller-Bridge Copy Share Image
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Maybe if God gives you a handicap, he makes sure you've got a few extra doses of humor to take the edge… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it,… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Sleep deprivation may not be good for your health but it's great for your sense of humour. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
“Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do,"… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I am tired of doing stupid comedies. Though comedy has given me the breakthrough in the industry, I constantly feel the need… — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
