Humor Quotes · Page 364

Humor was not important only for me, humor was important for this nation for centuries, to survive, you know.

— Milos Forman

I have a great sense of humour. I am teasing, taunting and authoritative.

— Suhasini Maniratnam

Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.

— Robert Orben

You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face

— Sherry Argov

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

— Rodney Dangerfield

I have a black sense of humor. You try living my life, see what color yours turns.

— Karen Marie Moning

Comedy [deals] with a lot of the same areas where our defenses are the strongest - race, religion, politics, sexuality.

— Chris Bliss

“And tell me you didn't take him out in public today with that shirt on." We both look at Gavin's shirt that…

— Tara Sivec

“Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind. [...] 'Noble Savages of Earth,' he said. 'Long time we…

— Adam Rex

“ He drank some more wine, feeling he was about to commit a forbidden act. A transgression. For a man should never…

— Antoine Laurain

“Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball…

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“Once upon a time she had liked to dance. When she had been about the same age as the little brunette out…

— Erin McCarthy

I love the romantic comedy genre. It's a genre rich with many of the best movies ever made and I try to…

— Nicholas Stoller

“You're Miss F's boyfriend?" Danny looked up in disbelief, his gaze following Jim around the room. "You're real?" Tommy echoed the same…

— Julie Miller

We seem to have lost our British sense of humour. It's a great shame. We have to be so careful nowadays; we…

— David Jason

“Oh, dear God!” Janice bellowed and looked as though her neck was made of rubber as her head wobbled back and forth.…

— Robin Alexander

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.

— Amy Poehler

“Illinois preschoolers were temporarily saved from the debilitating effects of cereal and milk.”

— Barack Obama

The difference between a mosquito and a slut, when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.

— Amit Verma

I admire that about the Republicans: The evidence does not faze them. They are not bothered at all by the facts.

— William J. Clinton

I have decided to leave my past behind, so if I owe you money, I'm SORRY, but I've moved on.

— Anonymous

“For most people, I edit. Most people are definitely getting along on the Cliffs Notes.”

— Suzanne Finnamore

When I approach a character, I don't take it as comedy because I don't know how to do it.

— Sunil Grover

Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there's a light at the end…

— Ron Howard

“I am a Christian, you know, Julia.' So am I. But I'm not above staying out of jail any way I can.”

— Ann B. Ross

Jeffrey Zeldman had an astonishing ability to craft a seductive coolness using educated references, dry humor, and retro/organic imagery.

— Matt Mullenweg

“A lady decidedly. Fast? perhaps. Original? undoubtedly. Worth knowing? rather.”

— George Egerton

“Grisha, a fat, solemn little person of seven, was standing by the kitchen door listening and peeping through the keyhole.”

— Anton Pavlovich Chejov

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want…

— Rita Rudner

“She's eighty-four and still has all her teeth. She keeps them in a little wooden box on her dressing table.”

— Simon Hugh Wheeler

The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went…

— Bill Burr

Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor.

— Samuel Richardson

I still want to do a romantic comedy or a western or a gritty independent film... there's so much that I still…

— Laura Vandervoort

“Ash, you’re my sister and I love you. But some days you can be about as bright as a black hole.”

— Karsten Knight

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

— Bobby Darin

The whole point of comedy, what's fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a…

— Chris Cubas

“Analyzing humor is like disecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”

— E.B. White

Along with a sense of humor, my songs have to be sincere, and they have to be sung from a position of…

— Arlo Guthrie

“I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?”

— Christy Gissendaner

“It must be quite a shock to suddenly find out you're pregnant, seventeen times over—at your age, too.”

— Lois McMaster Bujold