It's funny - there's nothing that stops you laughing like the sight of other people laughing about something else. — Michael Frayn Copy Share Image
Woman Law: My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At the end of the day I'm writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it… — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
“Eriskigal, or as some say it, Erishkigal, is Morgan le Fay, Kali, Persephone, and Hel.' 'She's Hel all right,' Jarrah muttered.” — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on… — Alice Childress Copy Share Image
“What part of you is dead, my daughter?” I didn’t know—my sense of humor maybe?” — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right. — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
I naturally think in terms of comedy whenever I see anything because tragedy is so close to comedy, so I like to… — Amy Hill Copy Share Image
“Try 'Thank-you'," Ted said, giving me a hug (with the requirement of pounding me fraternally on the back - the only way… — Blake Petit Copy Share Image
“She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one.… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“There'll never be a perfect breakfast eaten until some man grows arms long enough to stretch down to New Orleans for his… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Wait. Are you saying what I think you're saying?' 'Ye-es.' Now that I had spilled the beans I could take on the… — André Aciman Copy Share Image
You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
“Almost all crime depends on the acquiescence of the victim. If the victim refuses his assigned role, the criminal is placed at… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Haylee shook her head as soon as they were gone. “Christ, how can our family be mankind’s best hope?” — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Saving damsels in distress is all in a day’s work for your friendly local vampire.” — Tiffany Allee Copy Share Image
People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out. What are you going… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated!” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
I really love comedy and weirdly enough, I love how my journey has ended up. I get to laugh all day long. — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
“Lieutenant Tindall told me I'd find you up here tilting at putrid windmills. Now I know what he meant.” — Steve Hockensmith Copy Share Image
Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I think Trump is terrible for comedy. A lot of people say he is great. He's not. You can't joke a joke. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
As a comedian, Trump is comedy gold, and he almost makes my job too easy... the stuff that comes out of his… — Maysoon Zayid Copy Share Image
Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
“I hate to tell you this, but it's not my birthday. Do I still get the present? ~ Michael McCade” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I hadn't gotten a chance to do a lot of comedy, so 'Hart of Dixie' was a great place where I got… — Cress Williams Copy Share Image
“Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker.” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for those who don't have a sense of humor, imagine the decades they're missing on out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,' — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
“Now I remember why I hate eating sheep. Horrible, fluffy things that give me hair balls and indigestion. ( Saphira from the… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“Cellaholics are those who interrupt quality time when they are with you, but rather text, call, and email others who are somewhere… — Jayce O'Neal Copy Share Image
