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There'll never be a perfect breakfast eaten until some man…

“There'll never be a perfect breakfast eaten until some man grows arms long enough to stretch down to New Orleans for his coffee & over to Norfolk for his rolls, & reaches up to Vermont & digs a slice of butter out of a spring-house, & then turns over a beehive close to a white clover patch out in…” quote by O. Henry
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““There'll never be a perfect breakfast eaten until some man grows arms long enough to stretch down to New Orleans for his coffee & over to Norfolk for his rolls, & reaches up to Vermont & digs a slice of butter out of a spring-house, & then turns over a beehive close to a white clover patch out in Indiana for the rest. Then he'd come pretty close to making a meal on the amber that the gods eat on Mount Olympia.””

O. Henry

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A perfect breakfast is an impossible ideal, humorously described as requiring impossible distances and resources.

In simple terms: A perfect breakfast is unattainable and absurd.

Key Takeaway

Accept imperfection in everyday meals.

Themes

food humor idealism

Mood

lighthearted humorous

Type

satirical philosophical

When to use this quote

  • cooking
  • meal planning
  • budget cooking

Key Concepts

absurdity human desire satire

Questions to Reflect On

  • What simple meals bring you joy?
  • How do expectations affect enjoyment?
A Different Perspective

Perfection may be unnecessary for satisfaction.

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