If I'm gonna stay in this world of comedy, then it has to be a really special character to me in a… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I have no desire to get on a soapbox or be preachy. I don't think comedy needs to be 'brave' or 'important.' — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Tact: the ability to tell a man he's open-minded when he has a hole in his head. — F G Kernan Copy Share Image
“You're doing bone parthenogenesis! I told him his mum did bone parthenogenesis.” — Tamsyn Muir Copy Share Image
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Humor is just making fun of a situation. But humor is what gets people through a lot of things. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“He studied my appearance carefully. “You cut your hair.” “Yes. Do you like it?” “That depends. How long is it?” I pulled… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“Times are a’changing, my man. Welcome to the new real world where fat people don’t have to hate themselves anymore. Thank God… — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“He hangs up. "Told her it was a butt dial. She was very understanding." I blink. "Let me get this straight. You… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“...O-suzu left whatever work she was doing at her sewing machine and dragged Takeo back to O-yoshi and her son. How dare… — Ryunosuke Akutagawa Copy Share Image
Peter Cooper looks at the world with an artist's eye and a human heart and soul. His songs are the work of… — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
People don't like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
“I told you that day: a pair of idiots. I thought she was leading you around by the nose--or some other organ.” — Frank Delaney Copy Share Image
“You called the guy you’re supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don’t find that a bit… — AJ Wiliams Copy Share Image
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“I'll let no man in, unless of course, he knocks. Walk right in to my heart with a thousand locks.” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
I am in fear, there is no humour left in public life because of this fear. — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
“Her eyes winded. "I'm becoming addicted to you?." He raised an eyebrow. "You say it like it's a bad thing.” — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
I'm looking forward to a future where there are roles of greater vulnerability and humor involved. — Kari Matchett Copy Share Image
Even in a comedy, you have to make people feel. You have to put your hand inside their soul and twist out… — Paul Haggis Copy Share Image
Drama is more focused, and it reveals itself to you, whereas comedy is just right there when you first read it. — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to… — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
“Gavin, Logan, Calix. Was there a sale on trendy names when they were born, or something?” — Keri Lake Copy Share Image
“ To my wonderful readers: Sorry about that last cliff-hanger. Well, no, not really. HAHAHAHA. But seriously, I love you guys. ” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“She knew one of the great family truths, that aunts always help, whilr moms always think it would be good for you… — Jane Smiley Copy Share Image
I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy. — Jeanne Tripplehorn Copy Share Image
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Great. The part of the lovable dog will be played by Cody the Wolf. - Cody Forester, Werewolf Asylum” — Roxanne Smolen Copy Share Image
I just feel like there are a lot of funny things that happen in this world and I guess that's for the… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the… — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
“Without pride, man becomes a parasite – and there are already too many parasites.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can (be a middle-aged comic) if you work very hard at it, because comedy is really hard. — Andrew Denton Copy Share Image
“Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.” — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
