Humor Quotes · Page 296

I admire that about the Republicans: The evidence does not faze them. They are not bothered at all by the facts.

— William J. Clinton

When I approach a character, I don't take it as comedy because I don't know how to do it.

— Sunil Grover

Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there's a light at the end…

— Ron Howard

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.

— Amy Poehler

“Grisha, a fat, solemn little person of seven, was standing by the kitchen door listening and peeping through the keyhole.”

— Anton Pavlovich Chejov

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want…

— Rita Rudner

The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went…

— Bill Burr

“She's eighty-four and still has all her teeth. She keeps them in a little wooden box on her dressing table.”

— Simon Hugh Wheeler

Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From…

— Loretta Chase

“What happened?" I asked, squinting at his face. Cole glanced at Max. "I wanted to jump in after you. Max disagreed with…

— Brodi Ashton

“During the glory days of the Apollo project, a young astronomer who analyzed Moon rocks at a university laboratory fell in love…

— Dava Sorbel

“You can't just fly into the Great Coat, shoot your way into Bluewater, and take Kai and his father,' I told him.…

— Cameron Stracher

Especially when you're faced with hard times, you need to remember that life is either tragedy or comedy. For me, that's what…

— Katherine Applegate

“What, you didn’t pack your lunch?” Ty asked sarcastically as he shifted around in the seat and wedged himself against the door.…

— Madeleine Urban & Abigail Roux

“It wasn't like that, darlin'." [Darcy] said quickly. "I swear on my mother's soul it wasn't!" Bronte bit her lip, trying not…

— Jaide Fox

“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“I am a Christian, you know, Julia.' So am I. But I'm not above staying out of jail any way I can.”

— Ann B. Ross

Jeffrey Zeldman had an astonishing ability to craft a seductive coolness using educated references, dry humor, and retro/organic imagery.

— Matt Mullenweg

“A lady decidedly. Fast? perhaps. Original? undoubtedly. Worth knowing? rather.”

— George Egerton

“Ash, you’re my sister and I love you. But some days you can be about as bright as a black hole.”

— Karsten Knight

The whole point of comedy, what's fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a…

— Chris Cubas

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

— Bobby Darin

Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor.

— Samuel Richardson

I still want to do a romantic comedy or a western or a gritty independent film... there's so much that I still…

— Laura Vandervoort

Science would like to tell us that people laugh because of the benign violation theory, but comedy doesn't have hard rules.

— Pete Holmes

“Words have a knack of breeding more words, whereas laughter, a deafening, roaring laughter, has the knack of swallowing everything up.”

— R.K. Narayan

I've always been a fan of physical comedy. It kind of hits you in a different way; it bypasses the intellect and…

— Stephen Merchant

Baby you light up my world like nobody else I whisper as I turn my laptop brightness up.

— Anonymous

“The two men flashed edged smiles at each other, reminding Amaranthe of circling wolves, albeit extremely well-dressed wolves.”

— Lindsay Buroker

Along with a sense of humor, my songs have to be sincere, and they have to be sung from a position of…

— Arlo Guthrie

“Analyzing humor is like disecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”

— E.B. White

“I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?”

— Christy Gissendaner

“It must be quite a shock to suddenly find out you're pregnant, seventeen times over—at your age, too.”

— Lois McMaster Bujold

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.

— Leila Josefowicz

Common ground is good. Being misunderstood, thats not good. Sometimes humor is good...Sometimes misunderstood...

— Anonymous

Comedy is a passion but I don't know if I a am funny enough to make a living out of.

— George Groves

“What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing…

— Rodman Philbrick

“Tad socked him. Hard. Twice. Someday the bad guys would realize monologues were a bad thing.”

— Vivian Arend

I would say, when it comes to comedy, I think Matthew Broderick was great.

— Roland Emmerich

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

— Anonymous