“American Fascism is disguised as MAGA Christianity.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheist-quotes Copy Share Image
“WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Author-quotes Copy Share Image
“Don't write 40k if the same story can be told in 10k words.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Authors-quote Copy Share Image
“Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books makes you smarter. Reading dumb books makes you dumber.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Amendment Copy Share Image
“Trump voters hate my books. They can't stand it when a book makes them think.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Book Copy Share Image
“If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Amendment Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save… — Oliver Markus Malloy Demotivational Copy Share Image
“Guns make losers feel like winners. That's why people who suck at life don't want to give up their guns.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“MAGA dumbfucks are trailer park yokels with 6 teeth who support robber barons with 6 yachts.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Why are so many Americans for male circumcision but against female circumcision? Both are equally cruel and barbaric traditions.” — Oliver Markus Malloy America Copy Share Image
“If God created man in his image... Does God have a functioning penis? And does God manually handle every penis he creates?… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism-quotes Copy Share Image
“LA is very different from New York. New York is a huge, dense metropolis. LA is a bunch of small towns all… — Oliver Markus Malloy California Copy Share Image
“I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've been through… — Oliver Markus Malloy Anger management Copy Share Image
“For us men, sex is the most important thing in the world. Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“We live in this bubble of ignorance. Most people know nothing about history, or the historical context of the traditions they still… — Oliver Markus Malloy Christianity-quotes Copy Share Image
“Every time a young girl gets raped, it's proof that there is no God. What kind of a God would just twiddle… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“It would appear that a lot of people out there are hiding their own dark, socially unacceptable sexual fantasies behind a facade… — Oliver Markus Malloy Bdsm-quotes Copy Share Image
“Medical studies have shown that cursing reduces levels of stress and pain. Repressing your anger is not healthy. It's much better to… — Oliver Markus Malloy American culture Copy Share Image
“Every word serves a purpose. It conveys an idea. And the idea behind words like feces, stool, or poop is exactly the… — Oliver Markus Malloy American culture Copy Share Image
“Political Correctness started out as a movement that intended to protect minorities from harassment. But it has morphed into an excuse for… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall… — Oliver Markus Malloy Books Copy Share Image
“We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just… — Oliver Markus Malloy Animals Copy Share Image
“What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? Philosophers have pondered that question for centuries. I'm afraid the answer is… — Oliver Markus Malloy Funny quotes Copy Share Image
“No two dogs are alike. And yet, all dogs have something in common that makes them dogs, and makes them different from… — Oliver Markus Malloy Cats Copy Share Image
“I saw a documentary about prostitution in Holland a few years ago, that said over there health insurance actually pays for monthly… — Oliver Markus Malloy Disability-quotes Copy Share Image
“Men looove pussy. They can never get enough of it. If you send a guy a pussy pic, he's gonna think you're… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“We all know that sex is the most interesting topic in the world. We love to talk about sex. There's no juicier… — Oliver Markus Malloy Alpha-male-romance Copy Share Image
“Being faithful and monogamous is not natural for human beings. It takes work. Deep down we all know that. We have all… — Oliver Markus Malloy Affair Copy Share Image
“These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.” If you were accused of being a witch back then,… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“You probably think you know all about men, because you read a lot of romance novels, so you think you're an expert… — Oliver Markus Malloy Books Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, just for fun, I type some random, silly word in front of the word porn and google it. Just to see… — Oliver Markus Malloy Bdsm-quotes Copy Share Image
“When you push someone's head under water for 5 minutes, they will drown. It doesn't matter if the person is a sinner… — Oliver Markus Malloy Addiction Copy Share Image
“Social media is to socializing what masturbating is to sex.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Internet Copy Share Image
