“There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
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“Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
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My life is a painful battle between my love to FOOD and not gaining WEIGHT. Funny but true :) ;-) — Avi Chauhan Copy Share Image
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“There is no reason to hate anybody, because we came into existence, not by hate-making, but through love-making.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Being self-employed means you work 12 hours a day for yourself so you don't have to work 8 hours a day for someone else.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
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“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the… — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
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“Sip tea and coffee with those who say you can, politely stuff with cookies any who say you cannot. Because the stuff… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
“Character that is fruit-producing can be summed up in the mastery of these 5 qualities: morals, but a sense of humor; love,… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
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“I was about to speak when the maître d’hôtel advanced on our table. He showed me the wine label, all smiles as… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Fear plays an interesting role in our lives. How dare we let it motivate us. How dare we let it into our… — James Spader Copy Share Image
“The internal combustion engine, one of the greatest technological advancements in history, has an unfortunate downside, namely air pollution so thick that,… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
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When life kicks you in the ass, roll up your sleeves and kick it back. Never let someone bring you down when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“BROADBENT [stiffly]. Devil is rather a strong expression in that connexion, Mr Keegan. KEEGAN. Not from a man who knows that this… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“Sure, I said. But some people would ask, 'How can you expect others to replicate what you're doing here?' What would be… — Paul Farmer & Tracy Kidder Copy Share Image
“We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
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“Everything we men do, everything we men have done for the past 100,000 years, is all about attracting a mate. When a… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
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