“What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me.” — Aditi Mathur Kumar Copy Share Image
“Chocolate cake and a diamond ring? In bed with the man of my dreams?” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“American girls shivered and quivered at the Aussie accent whispered against their bodies.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore.” — Michael Dobbs Copy Share Image
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the… — Brian MacLearn Copy Share Image
“If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
Funny but true: boy did mistake girl shouted boy said sorry, girl did mistake boy shouted girl started crying boy said sorry. — Asli Copy Share Image
When a hunter is in a tree stand with high moral values and with the proper hunting ethics and richer for the… — Fred Bear Copy Share Image
“Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would… — Simon Dunn Copy Share Image
“I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“If dogs don't go to heaven, well then, from the yardstick of karma, so too did not your dear revered ancestors. And… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Well, Alexander thought, any minute now, one of the girls he had carelessly discarded was going to come by the barracks with… — Paullina Simons Copy Share Image
“Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“The thing about being an unstoppable force is that you can really only enjoy the experience of being one when you have… — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“It’s funny but true: you can much more easily bottle up an emotion when it’s hi-grade nuclear. You give away the little… — Michael Reilly Copy Share Image
“There were girls at school whose families grew to a robust five or six. There were girls with seven or eight-which was… — Anne Enright Copy Share Image
“Some people looove to feel offended because it makes them feel important. When your only tool is a hammer, suddenly every problem… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Trump voters hate my books. They can't stand it when a book makes them think.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.” — Delian Zahariev Copy Share Image
“The fact that we're all different is the one thing we all have in common.” — Justin Young Copy Share Image
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. — Brian Pickrell Copy Share Image
“Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“If Fifty Shades is your idea of a good book, you have no idea what a good book is.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
Well one man's trash is another man's treasure One man's pain is another man's pleasure — J Cole Copy Share Image
“I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always.” — Kari Luna Copy Share Image
Ive always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say IVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.” — Adrian Sandvaer Copy Share Image
