Funny but true! We learn not to trust anyone from those we trusted ONCE! — Senora Roy Copy Share Image
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my… — Sue Ann Jaffarian Copy Share Image
“We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.” — Nobita Nobi Copy Share Image
“Busyness is not business, because one can be busy transacting nothing.” — Utibe Samuel Mbom Copy Share Image
“Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and it's gone. ~ Beverly, in The Secret Virgin” — Kate Gilead Copy Share Image
“Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
Funny but true, rich and poor both come out every morning for their stomach,poor to earn for it and rich to reduce… — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt… — Werley Nortreus Copy Share Image
“What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time… — Parker S. Huntington Copy Share Image
“How did I get IT? Well, I had the balls enough to cry, howl and beg for 'It'. This is the only… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
Silly duck bitches, why don't you try sticking your boobs out instead of your lips...at least your boobs don't look as stupid… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
“The only relatives who remain friends with you throughout life, are most probably but acquaintances, and not your relatives from any side.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS? ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS. MY FRIEND:… — KanyaACoffman Copy Share Image
“Being a christian in South Africa always keeps your faith in check. One minute you waiting for rapture or Jesus to come… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
“Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world” — Jeevagan Nagarajan Copy Share Image
If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart.” — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Funny but true fact:- This generation boys and girls get into love because of misunderstanding ..and split when they understand each other.. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
The problem with the world are the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence. — Anas Copy Share Image
“...if you aren't, at any given time, scandalized by code you wrote five or even three years ago, you're not learning anywhere… — Nick Black Copy Share Image
“i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol” — Fee Scott Copy Share Image
“I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
“Never point out to a man the ways in which you think you're ugly. You don't want him to start agreeing with… — Kate Gilead Copy Share Image
“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“We can beat our swords into plowshares, and we can beat our plowshares into swords, but as far as computers go, a… — Jury Nel Copy Share Image
FUNNY BUT TRUE: Combine study is meeting friends, where all aspects of world are discussed except studies! — Asli Copy Share Image
“I grabbed the nearest bit of rigging and pulled as hard as I could, hoping I had the right line, or hoping… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
