“A naked breast is no more a threat to the well-being of a child than a naked hand or foot. So from… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“If a girl wants to sell her body, so be it. None of my business. Don't athletes sell their bodies, too? People… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Why do some people feel offended by the word shit, but not by the word poop? Because some little old lady at… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“The problem with Trump voters is, they're so dumb, they don't even know how much stuff they don't know. They just assume… — Oliver Markus Malloy American politics Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Better person Copy Share Image
“Trump's most fanatic supporters will never admit that he is anything less than the Second Coming of Christ, because it is much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Progressive policies make your life better. Republican policies make billionaires richer and your life worse. Every lie Trump and Fox News tell… — Oliver Markus Malloy American politics Copy Share Image
“No matter what you do, no matter what you say, someone out there will proclaim how outraged they are, because they think… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks… — Oliver Markus Malloy Funny but true Copy Share Image
“In Germany, people will agree in theory that prostitution should be legal, but they usually won't admit that they themselves have ever… — Oliver Markus Malloy Germany Copy Share Image
“In Europe, nobody will bleep you, if you want to say a "bad" word on TV. The idea that some self-righteous little… — Oliver Markus Malloy American culture Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I grew up in Germany. Europe is far more liberal than America. Even most conservative right-wing parties over there are to the… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Have you ever played Monopoly? It's a board game designed to teach kids capitalism. And what happens in the end? The winner… — Oliver Markus Malloy Anti capitalism Copy Share Image
“Some people looove to feel offended because it makes them feel important. When your only tool is a hammer, suddenly every problem… — Oliver Markus Malloy Funny but true Copy Share Image
“It's the Yelp effect. Every halfwit who eats food suddenly thinks he's a food critic. And don't get me started on people… — Oliver Markus Malloy Book reviews Copy Share Image
“Most Christian holidays were Pagan holidays first. Christmas trees and Easter eggs have absolutely nothing to do with Jesus. They are Pagan… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism-quotes Copy Share Image