“Introverts think about more than just being introverts.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Deep thoughts Copy Share Image
“Every time a dog humps your leg, you're being raped. #metoo” — Oliver Markus Malloy Animal Copy Share Image
“Social media is to socializing what masturbating is to sex.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Internet Copy Share Image
“If abortion is murder then blowjobs are cannibalism.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Abortion Copy Share Image
“It's hard to argue over money when a girl flashes you her pussy.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Amsterdam Copy Share Image
“Trump voters hate my books. They can't stand it when a book makes them think.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Book Copy Share Image
“Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books makes you smarter. Reading dumb books makes you dumber.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“You only get one life. Don't waste it. Enjoy the ride. Do what makes you happy.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Anyone else think the money for the wall would be better spent rebuilding Texas and Florida?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Money Copy Share Image
“If Fifty Shades is your idea of a good book, you have no idea what a good book is.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Author-quotes Copy Share Image
“People don't believe in God because it's true, but because they were the victims of early childhood indoctrination.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism-quotes Copy Share Image
“Fun fact: Kennedy was the first catholic president. Obama was the first black president. Trump is the first mentally ill president.” — Oliver Markus Malloy American politics Copy Share Image
“Every time a young girl gets raped, it's proof that there is no God. What kind of a God would just twiddle… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“It would appear that a lot of people out there are hiding their own dark, socially unacceptable sexual fantasies behind a facade… — Oliver Markus Malloy Bdsm-quotes Copy Share Image
“We live in this bubble of ignorance. Most people know nothing about history, or the historical context of the traditions they still… — Oliver Markus Malloy Christianity-quotes Copy Share Image
“A lot of women are ashamed of their pussies. They think it's not pretty enough. Not the right color. Or the lips… — Oliver Markus Malloy Ashamed Copy Share Image
“Medical studies have shown that cursing reduces levels of stress and pain. Repressing your anger is not healthy. It's much better to… — Oliver Markus Malloy American culture Copy Share Image
“If God created man in his image... Does God have a functioning penis? And does God manually handle every penis he creates?… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism-quotes Copy Share Image
“LA is very different from New York. New York is a huge, dense metropolis. LA is a bunch of small towns all… — Oliver Markus Malloy California Copy Share Image
“I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've been through… — Oliver Markus Malloy Anger management Copy Share Image
“Every word serves a purpose. It conveys an idea. And the idea behind words like feces, stool, or poop is exactly the… — Oliver Markus Malloy American culture Copy Share Image
“Political Correctness started out as a movement that intended to protect minorities from harassment. But it has morphed into an excuse for… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Prostitution is not exactly a reputable business over there either, even though the girls actually have to pay taxes on their earnings,… — Oliver Markus Malloy Amsterdam Copy Share Image
“Everything we men do, everything we men have done for the past 100,000 years, is all about attracting a mate. When a… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Europeans often laugh about how prudish Americans are, when it comes to sex. In Europe, sexuality is a normal part of life.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Art Copy Share Image
“We men really, really, really like sex. We like sex so much, many of us are willing to risk getting in serious… — Oliver Markus Malloy Cheating-in-relationships Copy Share Image
“Prostitution isn't illegal to protect women. Prostitutes would be much safer if it was legal. It's illegal to protect men. Men are… — Oliver Markus Malloy Addiction Copy Share Image
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone rocket launchers! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Amendment Copy Share Image
“The fictitious men in romance novels are as fake and imaginary as vampires. They're not real.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Most people don't think for themselves. They just regurgitate someone else's opinion and pass it off as their own.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism-quotes Copy Share Image
“Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Bad boy Copy Share Image
“For us men, sex is the most important thing in the world. Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“There is neither a Heaven for a Hell. Life after Death is an oxymoron. Life is just another word for existence, and… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“Fun Fact: You know who invented the term Fake News? Not Trump. It was Hitler. Look it up. Hitler loved to describe… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“A lot of bands make two different music videos for their latest songs. A censored version for American TV, and an uncensored… — Oliver Markus Malloy America Copy Share Image
“Mating has been programmed into our DNA. And that programming always influences our interaction with the opposite sex, whether we like to… — Oliver Markus Malloy Mating Copy Share Image
