Humor Quotes · Page 251

It gets me, physical comedy. There's nothing better than it.

— Freddie Fox

Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.

— Joan Rivers

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

— Chevy Chase

I love period dramas and language, but I love comedy as well.

— Robin McLeavy

I've had the fame and the joy of getting laughter - those are gifts.

— Mary Tyler Moore

Directors were apprehensive in trying comedy with me.

— Kunal Khemu

“I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.”

— Nicole McKay

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

— Oscar Wilde

Adult Swim has cornered this really cool market, especially for comedy shows.

— Paul Scheer

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

— Chelsea Handler

When I tell a joke, I don't think about who's listening to it. I tell the jokes I think are funny.

— Lee Mack

“Toddlers, on the other hand, are able to wreak havoc vertically and with velociraptor-like speed.”

— Mike Spohr

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

— Robin Williams

I watch a lot of U.S. comedy, shows such as 'Eastbound & Down' and 'Veep.' I love Julia Louis-Dreyfus and her character…

— Julia Davis

“He's cutting off circulation to my balls! If you want great grandchildren, woman, do something!" Joshua sputtered”

— R.L. Mathewson

“When you're young you think you know it all, when you're old you wish you could remember it all.”

— T.A. Uner

“The magic in that country was so thick and tenacious that it settled over the land like chalk-dust and over floors and…

— Robin McKinley

Yeah, yeah, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye type of thing. There's that kind of irreverence to it…

— Jeremy Renner

“Lust? I have no desire to incite lust in anyone." Veliss turned to her with a quizzical expression, her smile suddenly genuine.…

— Anthony Ryan

I did a comedy with Al Franken about his character Stuart Smalley, which was really about alcoholism and addiction and codependency. It…

— Harold Ramis

“I’ve given up men.” At that, he arched a brow. Be strong. Be confident. Be… Neytiri from Avatar. Okay, so Neytiri was…

— Jill Shalvis

I do love comedy, but I'm not brave enough to tackle a script whose goal is to make you laugh. That's tough.…

— William H. Macy

“A loud whine cut through the day's quiet and Josie looked out the window to find a man wearing some kind of…

— Dave Eggers

I grew up with Morecambe and Wise, they were part of Christmas, part of Easter, part of our lives. They were the…

— Nigel Havers

“I like him, he thought in horror... shit. I like him.”

— Holly Black

“Ouch! I feel bitch slapped-- Matt Carter”

— Natasha Larry

“Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.”

— Neil Gaiman

There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.

— Jim Norton

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

— Jerry Coleman

“One wrong step and my life would change drastically.”

— Ranjani Ramachandran

“Life is a free circus. All you have to do is pay attention.”

— Bill Copeland

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

— Steven Wright

It is no wonder lesbians love women.

— Gilbert Sorrentino

I'd love to do situation comedy - it's the best job in show business.

— Patti LuPone

For me, I think humour is something important.

— Parineeti Chopra

I'm a laugher and a lover of comedy.

— Brett Ratner

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

— Zach Galifianakis

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

— Emo Philips

The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

— Jim Norton

“I'd rather be a nodding acquaintance, than a bobble head”

— Josh Stern